I've never been more ashamed of my name. Scott Baio and his caps-loving wife, Renee, have been engaged in a battle of Tweets and Facebook updates with Jezebel. It's very, very ugly. Sorta like, um, that time he attacked Michelle Obama! SPOILER: If you have any lingering warm feelings towards Baio leftover from the bygone days of Charles in Charge, prepare to have them erased forever.
The feud now stands thusly: Mrs. Scott Baio has contacted the Attorney General's office (unclear which AG), so there will undoubtedly be no more updates on this pressing story. Thanks for your time! In the meantime, the Baio's should take Ice-T's advice.