I'm Comic Sans, Asshole
McSweeney's offers us a delightful imagined rant by that most-hated of all fonts.
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole
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"I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery."