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Guitar Praise

What Jesus plays when he wants to play Guitar Hero, but won’t because of all those secular bands loving Satan.

From the promotional copy: “Onscreen lyrics reflect Christian values,” meaning that “you’ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord!” Amen, brother.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.
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