Dan Brown's 20 Worst Sentences
telegraph.co.uk
Wondrous: "Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes."
The Telegraph charts Brown's biggest crimes against the language -- and should be lauded for restricting itself to just 20 lines.
telegraph.co.uk
Wondrous: "Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin resembled a sheet of parchment paper punctured by two emotionless eyes."