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Candidate Handwriting

Spiraling ever-inward, we now come to focus on the handwriting of the remaining presidential candidates and what it says about them.

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Parsing the campaign fonts wasn't enough, so now graphologists are weighing in -- with skills usually reserved for the likes of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears -- on the looped Ls and squiggly Ts of our next President. Next up, phrenologists will read the bumps and fissures in their skulls.

I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.

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