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Ken Dolls Explain Things To Me

Just pictures of those new Ken dolls quoted with actual things actual men have said to me.

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Bernie Ken

"You just don't understand what it was like to have a candidate that was like you, and believed in the same things as you lose."
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"You just don't understand what it was like to have a candidate that was like you, and believed in the same things as you lose."

Improv Ken

"Lena Dunham? I just don't find her funny. I really don't find Tina Fey or Amy Poehler that funny either, and especially not Amy Schumer. But did you see Louis C.K.'s new special?"
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"Lena Dunham? I just don't find her funny. I really don't find Tina Fey or Amy Poehler that funny either, and especially not Amy Schumer. But did you see Louis C.K.'s new special?"

Beach Ken

"Nice tits. Can I take you to dinner sometime? No? I didn't want to say this, but you could use a better swim top."
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"Nice tits. Can I take you to dinner sometime? No? I didn't want to say this, but you could use a better swim top."

Downtown Marketing Job Ken

"I like to foot the bill on a first date. I just want to know that if I want to go to a steakhouse downtown we can do that, and that way I don't feel bad about ordering whatever steak I want and my date can feel free to order whatever salad she wants."
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"I like to foot the bill on a first date. I just want to know that if I want to go to a steakhouse downtown we can do that, and that way I don't feel bad about ordering whatever steak I want and my date can feel free to order whatever salad she wants."

Coworker Ken

"So, as a man can I even say anything to you? Or is it all just considered mansplaining now?"
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"So, as a man can I even say anything to you? Or is it all just considered mansplaining now?"

Writer Ken

"Infinite Jest inspires a lot of my work."
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"Infinite Jest inspires a lot of my work."

Emotional Ken

"I don't know if you can relate to this, but I find myself wanting to nurture and care for my friend, while seriously suppressing the urge to suffocate him with his own pillow."
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"I don't know if you can relate to this, but I find myself wanting to nurture and care for my friend, while seriously suppressing the urge to suffocate him with his own pillow."

Other Coworker Ken

"You shouldn't tell guys you just moved to the city; they'll get the wrong idea about you."
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"You shouldn't tell guys you just moved to the city; they'll get the wrong idea about you."

Film Student Ken

"I wrote this pretty emotional script about a woman who loses her daughter. It's some of my best work and I would love if you read it. Also, this might seem totally inappropriate, but I think you're super hot haha."
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"I wrote this pretty emotional script about a woman who loses her daughter. It's some of my best work and I would love if you read it. Also, this might seem totally inappropriate, but I think you're super hot haha."

Rejected Ken

"I can't imagine why you haven't replied to any of my texts, but it better be something bad like your dad died. But if not then you should know you're a bitch, and if your dad actually died then I'm sorry."
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"I can't imagine why you haven't replied to any of my texts, but it better be something bad like your dad died. But if not then you should know you're a bitch, and if your dad actually died then I'm sorry."

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