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    Bridal Sneakers, For When You Want Your Feet to Scream Both Nursing! and Cake!

    "Here is one of the stupidest and most unnecessary descriptors I have ever heard attributed to sneakers: bridal. BRIDAL SNEAKERS. The Lovely Bride carries these for when you want your feet to look like a pair of specialized cakes at a party for nurses."