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11 Activities No One Does Unless They're A Dad

It's something you just have to feel deep in your joints. But be careful, if you find yourself deeply enjoying any of these things... you might just be becoming your dad.

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1. Bring up "this article I read the other day" again.

2. Settle in for a weekend-long viewing of the newest WWII special. / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: 83118222@N06

3. Whip up his (notorious) microwave special.

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4. Reorganize the ol' coin collection.

5. Insist on pants with pleats.

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6. Unironically don his finest Hawaiian dress shirt.

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7. Strap on a mean fanny pack.

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8. Insist his ugly all-white sneakers are so comfortable that everyone else needs to try them on.

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9. Then try to fix everything broken with tape.

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10. Drink massive amounts of black coffee at breakfast time, but without eating any breakfast.

11. Perfect his golf form to the point of obsession.

And of course, forget how to use everything he owns.

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