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A few weeks ago, I had two wisdom teeth extracted. First things first. No, I did not get any dumber. All the hard-earned wisdom I’ve accrued over the last thirty three years is firmly in place. You don’t keep wisdom in your mouth like a folded up emergency twenty dollar bill in a down-on-his-luck traveling salesman’s fake tooth, or a razor blade under the tongue of a teenage girl who is running with the wrong crowd.
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