The 4th Of July Experience In 30 Seconds

In case you’re stuck in a cave. Or Canadian.

1. First play this.

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2. You are here. Ready go.

3. Cool. Parade time.

4. Parade parade parade.

6. Parade parade. Bam. Moving on.

7. Okay, now take a star-spangled selfie.

8. Now eat a hot dog.

9. Actually, eat like ten hot dogs.

15. Now do your patriotic duty and shotgun a domestic beer.

16. Now, fireworks.

18. Ooooh. Aaaaaah.

21. That was a lot of watching. You’ve earned another beer from the U.S. of A.

22. Well done patriot. Happy Independence Day.

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