First play this.
You are here. Ready go.
Cool. Parade time.
Parade parade parade.
Parade parade. Bam. Moving on.
Okay, now take a star-spangled selfie.
Now eat a hot dog.
Actually, eat like ten hot dogs.
Now do your patriotic duty and shotgun a domestic beer.
That was a lot of watching. You've earned another beer from the U.S. of A.
Well done patriot. Happy Independence Day.
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