Witness the greatest relationship in pop culture history.

They express affection... uniquely.

And their cutesy couple-talk isn't exactly traditional. Though it is festive!

But it doesn't make them less adorable.

See? Romantic as hell.
Gomez Addams, bringing his A-game.

They know how to have fun together.

They dance together.
They dance really well, actually.


They're excellent hosts.

Always willing to cater to the needs of their guests.

They're a dope couple AND great parents.

They understand the importance of family bonding.
MORTICIA GETS IT.

Theirs is definitely not a sexless marriage.
Definitely.


Not.
I mean DANG.

Just gonna leave this here.


Even if things get a little — ahem — rough, they always hug it out in the end.
C'mon, that's a solid looking marriage right there.
