Witness the greatest relationship in pop culture history.

Filmways Television / Via childrenplaywithdeadthings.tumblr.com
They express affection... uniquely.

Filmways Television / Via maryannehermanni.tumblr.com
And their cutesy couple-talk isn't exactly traditional. Though it is festive!

Paramount Pictures / Via mysticmagiccreatures.tumblr.com
But it doesn't make them less adorable.

Filmways Television / Via baroness-von-frankenstein.tumblr.com
Goth-cute.
See? Romantic as hell.

Paramount Pictures / Via mattybing1025.tumblr.com
Gomez Addams, bringing his A-game.

Paramount Pictures / Via anamorphosis-and-isolate.tumblr.com
They know how to have fun together.

Filmways Television / Via hookah-hontas.tumblr.com
They dance together.

Filmways Television / Via cynicwithasmile.tumblr.com
They dance really well, actually.
They're excellent hosts.

Paramount Pictures / Via hannibalskitchens.tumblr.com
Always willing to cater to the needs of their guests.

Filmways Television / Via justgothythings.tumblr.com
They're a dope couple AND great parents.

Paramount Pictures / Via psychototallyawesome.tumblr.com
Best table manners. Only table manners.
They understand the importance of family bonding.

Filmways Television / Via sinkinginboiledbrains.tumblr.com
MORTICIA GETS IT.

Filmways Television / Via horror-wednesdays.tumblr.com
A+ mothering.
Theirs is definitely not a sexless marriage.

Filmways Television / Via lissetfsf.tumblr.com
Definitely.
Not.

Filmways Television / Via the-monster-and-the-lady.tumblr.com
I mean DANG.

Paramount Pictures / Via occulttrainingwheels.tumblr.com
Just gonna leave this here.
Even if things get a little — ahem — rough, they always hug it out in the end.

Filmways Television / Via blackewhitelover.tumblr.com
C'mon, that's a solid looking marriage right there.

Filmways Television / Via peek-a-fucking-boo.tumblr.com

Filmways Television / Via ohgeedixiedee.tumblr.com