1.
They both can watch cartoons for hours. And hours. And hours.
2.
Until 9 p.m., when they pass out cold.
3.
Lunchables are a vital part of their food pyramid.
4.
Because making a real meal is too damn hard.
5.
They're constantly dealing with basic fractions.
6.
And they have that one friend they always hit up because he has allllllll the goods.
7.
They chill in their pajamas for the majority of the day.
8.
So when it's finally time to put on real clothes, it's tough to get it together.
9.
They're always down to post up in a circle with their friends.
10.
Which, over time, has taught them the importance of sharing.
11.
They fucking giggle at everything.
12.
And it's really easy to blow their minds.
13.
As long as a party has pizza or cake, it's a good party in their book.
14.
A really, really good party.
15.
They have absolutely no capacity to hold an adult conversation.
16.
No matter how great they think they are, they suck at driving.
17.
3-D movies are their shit.
18.
They have a very low tolerance for people being un-chill.
19.
They think they're rockstars every time they pick up an instrument.
20.
And they think everything they doodle is a masterpiece, man.
21.
Asking them to pay attention in class is worthless.
22.
'Cause their attention spans are pretty awful in general.
23.
Which could be due to their constant gaming...
24.
Good thing you've grown up since then, right?
