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23 Awesomely Weird College Classes To Enroll In Immediately

For when you have that extra elective to fill.

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3. Elvish, the language of "Lord of the Rings" New Line Cinema

Where it's offered: University of Wisconsin

Course description: For those interested in chatting it up with Legolas and Thranduil, look no further than this course taught by the leading expert in Sindarin (the official term for elvish, for the uninitiated.)

4. Circus Arts

Where it's offered: Triton College

Course description: From magic tricks to juggling to unicycling to whatever "man wheel" is, this class should have all you need to run away from your student loans and join the circus. And yes, the class does include clowning lessons.


5. How to Win a Beauty Pageant

Where it's offered: Oberlin College

Course description: The full title of this course is "How to Win a Beauty Pageant: Race, Gender, Culture, and U.S. National Identity," and analyzes how gender, class, race and sexuality intersect within pageantry. The class also gets to go on a field trip to a beauty pageant. Yay?

6. The Phallus

Where it's offered: Occidental College

Course description: Explore a variety of theories on the phallus through the lenses of Freud, feminism, and queer theory, and the relation of the phallus to the penis. Drop a letter grade every time someone makes a "that's what she said" joke.


10. Cyberporn and Society

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Where it's offered: University at Buffalo

Course description: Unfortunately for porn connoisseurs, this class explores internet porn's effects on technology and human relationships — nothing about appreciation or production. Bummer.

12. Xtreme Lit

Where it's offered: Northern Illinois University

Course description: Not content to let their students be worshippers of Thoreau without ever visiting a pond themselves, this course sends participants on outdoor adventures that correspond with the class readings.


13. Topics in Comparative Media: American Pro Wrestling

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Where it's offered: MIT

Course description: Do you want to explore "the masculine drama of professional wrestling?" Or just watch a bunch of clips of Rey Mysterio kicking people in the head? Here you go.

14. Writing for Video Games and Emerging Media

Where it's offered: Ithaca College

Course description: Students learn how to write for and design their own video games. A class for students who want to write something more brain-melting than Bioshock: Infinite.

15. The Anthropology of Magic, Witchcraft, and Religion

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Where it's offered: Moorpark College

Course description: Want to enchant strangers, hex your enemies, transfigure vermin into tea kettles, and anthropologically dissect the differences between various belief systems? This course does one of those things.

16. Tightwaddery, or The Good Life on a Dollar a Day

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Where it's offered: Alfred University

Course description: The class teaches frugality and the trappings of capitalism, the irony of which is probably not lost on the students enrolled in a private college.


18. Introduction to Wines

Where it's offered: Cornell University

Course description: Here's the class that teaches people to use words like "oaky" and "tannins" and how to taste if the barrel the wine was stored in was oak or mahogany. What pairs well with boxed wine?

19. Furniture Making

Where it's offered: MIT

Course description: Did you really like shop class in high school? Is shop class still a thing? Whatever, this class teaches you the history of furniture making and woodworking techniques so you can furnish your dorm with a bunch of sweet handcrafted coffee tables.


22. Kitchen Chemistry

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Where it's offered: MIT

Course description: This course focuses on the chemistry of cooking food in your own kitchen, and experimenting with food to illustrate chemical principles. So basically it's really, really high-level home economics.