I didn't pregamePower HourPongSmokingShotsShower beerI went to a pregame, but didn't participateI didn’t necessarily pregame, but I’ve been casually drinking since noonMixed drinks
No, I never dress up for the themeI tried by using clothes I already ownedI'm wearing a flannel, but somehow relate it to the themeI'm wearing a flannel because I wear a flannel every dayI'm wearing at least one thing that I bought specifically for this partyI found this themed makeup tutorial on YouTubeI went all outThe theme is a mindsetYes, but I'm going to wear my jacket all night so you can't tellI thought of the theme, so yes
WhiskeyI don't drinkBeer I brought with me even though there is still keg beer left1 or 2 keg beersWeed3 to 5 keg beersMixed drinkI tried the mixed drink, didn't like it, and now I'm drinking keg beerCraft beer. And you're going to tell everyone about it.Mixed drink and keg beer. Maybe you smoked too. Rage.
I know everyone who lives hereMy friends know someone who lives hereI'm friends with most of the people who live hereI know most of the people at this partyA lot of people, but I just hang out with the people I came withYou tell randos that you're on the lease even though you aren'tI know a lot of people here and I talk to randosI don't know anyone hereI'm not formally on the lease, but I am sentimentally on the leaseOne of the bands
I was here before the party startedUpstairs. Then downstairs. Then the basement. Then back upstairs.UpstairsThe stairs are crowded, so I go straight into the kitchenI didn't make it inside yetDownstairs. Then upstairs. Then back downstairs.Down the steps on the rightI walk through the kitchen. How many floors are in this house?I'm not formally on the lease, but I am sentimentally on the leaseWhere's the mixed drink?
The porchesThe fact that it's still standingThe pong tablesThe muralsThe back porchThe convenience of the bathroomThe lights in the basementThe Dineen Hall signThe convenient alcove near the back doorThe Gatorade cooler
No one, all of my friends are already hereMy friend brought me hereThe pregame crewI showed up alone, but my friends are on their wayYour entire floorOne or two people that you smoked with beforehand.My roommateMy friends and I who were just trying to find a partyI live herethe squad
You were throwing up in the downstairs bathroomYou're done at the doorWhat's 703?You were on your way to the attic and needed to regroup"wait, there's another bathroom here?"You ended up there. You thought you were in 701.You're looking for someoneYou really needed to pee but couldn't go all the way downstairsThe door was openYou're never accidentally in 703.
When the moon compels youWhen you find your friendsWhen beer games endWhen you realize you're the most sober person in the roomYou have no idea what time it is. You'll go home when other people start leavingBefore 12:30Around 1. You're tired and sweaty from dancingAfter your friend goes to the bathroomI live hereWhen my friends walk me home
Which Floor Of 701 Parties Do You Belong On?
You're probably drinking whiskey tonight and need to think about your life in the dark where it's quieter. Or maybe you're getting high. Probably both. Or maybe you accidentally wandered into 703 thinking it was the first floor or 701 and you're confused. Regardless, if you're out there, you're with some good friends and laughing. It's a good night.
You’re probably looking for something. Your friends, your phone, your dignity, more beer, or the bathroom. You also might just be subconsciously trying to find a stable part of the house to stand in, just in case it collapses.
You like beer games so much that you’re willing to sacrifice easy access to a keg or the bathroom - and it’s about 25 degrees warmer than anywhere else in the house. You're either playing pong, watching pong, casually chatting on the couches, or jamming to the band. All of your friends know that they'll find you here.
You’re social, but don’t need to play beer games or dance the night away. You wanna be able to keep an eye on the randos coming inside and you’re content with hearing the music from the basement through the floor. You also know whether or not the keg is kicked and if there's any mixed drink left.
Sure you smoked before you got there, but you're at a party, right? #Yolo You enjoy a nice kush, but still like to socialize. When you walk in, people won't even ask you if you're high because they already know you are. You'll probably end up enjoying a beer or two. When you're not outside, you'll be in the search for a comfortable place to stand where you don't awkwardly stare at people when you zone out.
You don't stay in one place for very long, but you're having a good time! You're either in the bathroom line because you have to pee (again) or someone in your squad does. You’re not afraid to start banging on the door when the girls ahead of you are taking forever.
You’re here to have a good time. You’ll get to the party early enough to secure a cup of mixed drink and catch up with your friends before the real dancing starts. Everyone is friends in the basement. No one cares if you can actually dance or not. You’ll bond over the crazy things you see randos doing or over the song you and your squad want to request.
You're either trying to have a conversation with someone, filling up your drink, or a rando. Near the coat table is the perfect place to catch up with someone you barely know but feel obligated to talk to. It's also a nice place to shit talk with your best friends. You'll occasionally be joined by friends who come by to fill up their drink. Randos will probably be standing in the corner, but they're just trying to have a nice time too.
You either live here or basically live here. Saying "In or out, up or down” is your favorite part of the night. Thanks for opening up your house to everyone. You rock.
You’re regretting the shots of svedka you took in your dorm room before the party. Someone is banging on the door, but you just got in here! Or did you? You might be in the bathroom alone, but chances are you're there with at least one other person. You're a friendly drunk, but you might throw up tonight.