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Which Floor Of 701 Parties Do You Belong On?

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  1. How did you pregame for this event?

    I didn't pregame
    Power Hour
    Pong
    Smoking
    Shots
    Shower beer
    I went to a pregame, but didn't participate
    I didn’t necessarily pregame, but I’ve been casually drinking since noon
    Mixed drinks
  2. Did you dress up for the theme?

    No, I never dress up for the theme
    I tried by using clothes I already owned
    I'm wearing a flannel, but somehow relate it to the theme
    I'm wearing a flannel because I wear a flannel every day
    I'm wearing at least one thing that I bought specifically for this party
    I found this themed makeup tutorial on YouTube
    I went all out
    The theme is a mindset
    Yes, but I'm going to wear my jacket all night so you can't tell
    I thought of the theme, so yes
  3. What is your drink of choice?

    Whiskey
    I don't drink
    Beer I brought with me even though there is still keg beer left
    1 or 2 keg beers
    Weed
    3 to 5 keg beers
    Mixed drink
    I tried the mixed drink, didn't like it, and now I'm drinking keg beer
    Craft beer. And you're going to tell everyone about it.
    Mixed drink and keg beer. Maybe you smoked too. Rage.
  4. Who do you know here?

    I know everyone who lives here
    My friends know someone who lives here
    I'm friends with most of the people who live here
    I know most of the people at this party
    A lot of people, but I just hang out with the people I came with
    You tell randos that you're on the lease even though you aren't
    I know a lot of people here and I talk to randos
    I don't know anyone here
    I'm not formally on the lease, but I am sentimentally on the lease
    One of the bands
  5. You walk through the back door, where do you go first?

    I was here before the party started
    Upstairs. Then downstairs. Then the basement. Then back upstairs.
    Upstairs
    The stairs are crowded, so I go straight into the kitchen
    I didn't make it inside yet
    Downstairs. Then upstairs. Then back downstairs.
    Down the steps on the right
    I walk through the kitchen. How many floors are in this house?
    I'm not formally on the lease, but I am sentimentally on the lease
    Where's the mixed drink?
  6. What is the most impressive thing about this house?

    The porches
    The fact that it's still standing
    The pong tables
    The murals
    The back porch
    The convenience of the bathroom
    The lights in the basement
    The Dineen Hall sign
    The convenient alcove near the back door
    The Gatorade cooler
  7. Who did you bring with you?

    No one, all of my friends are already here
    My friend brought me here
    The pregame crew
    I showed up alone, but my friends are on their way
    Your entire floor
    One or two people that you smoked with beforehand.
    My roommate
    My friends and I who were just trying to find a party
    I live here
    the squad
  8. You accidentally end up in 703. How did that happen?

    You were throwing up in the downstairs bathroom
    You're done at the door
    What's 703?
    You were on your way to the attic and needed to regroup
    "wait, there's another bathroom here?"
    You ended up there. You thought you were in 701.
    You're looking for someone
    You really needed to pee but couldn't go all the way downstairs
    The door was open
    You're never accidentally in 703.
  9. What time do you go home?

    When the moon compels you
    When you find your friends
    When beer games end
    When you realize you're the most sober person in the room
    You have no idea what time it is. You'll go home when other people start leaving
    Before 12:30
    Around 1. You're tired and sweaty from dancing
    After your friend goes to the bathroom
    I live here
    When my friends walk me home

Which Floor Of 701 Parties Do You Belong On?

You got: Roof/703 Porch

You're probably drinking whiskey tonight and need to think about your life in the dark where it's quieter. Or maybe you're getting high. Probably both. Or maybe you accidentally wandered into 703 thinking it was the first floor or 701 and you're confused. Regardless, if you're out there, you're with some good friends and laughing. It's a good night.

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You got: Staircase

You’re probably looking for something. Your friends, your phone, your dignity, more beer, or the bathroom. You also might just be subconsciously trying to find a stable part of the house to stand in, just in case it collapses.

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You got: Attic

You like beer games so much that you’re willing to sacrifice easy access to a keg or the bathroom - and it’s about 25 degrees warmer than anywhere else in the house. You're either playing pong, watching pong, casually chatting on the couches, or jamming to the band. All of your friends know that they'll find you here.

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You got: Kitchen

You’re social, but don’t need to play beer games or dance the night away. You wanna be able to keep an eye on the randos coming inside and you’re content with hearing the music from the basement through the floor. You also know whether or not the keg is kicked and if there's any mixed drink left.

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You got: Outside

Sure you smoked before you got there, but you're at a party, right? #Yolo You enjoy a nice kush, but still like to socialize. When you walk in, people won't even ask you if you're high because they already know you are. You'll probably end up enjoying a beer or two. When you're not outside, you'll be in the search for a comfortable place to stand where you don't awkwardly stare at people when you zone out.

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You got: Bathroom Line

You don't stay in one place for very long, but you're having a good time! You're either in the bathroom line because you have to pee (again) or someone in your squad does. You’re not afraid to start banging on the door when the girls ahead of you are taking forever.

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You got: Basement

You’re here to have a good time. You’ll get to the party early enough to secure a cup of mixed drink and catch up with your friends before the real dancing starts. Everyone is friends in the basement. No one cares if you can actually dance or not. You’ll bond over the crazy things you see randos doing or over the song you and your squad want to request.

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You got: Near the Coat Table

You're either trying to have a conversation with someone, filling up your drink, or a rando. Near the coat table is the perfect place to catch up with someone you barely know but feel obligated to talk to. It's also a nice place to shit talk with your best friends. You'll occasionally be joined by friends who come by to fill up their drink. Randos will probably be standing in the corner, but they're just trying to have a nice time too.

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You got: The Door

You either live here or basically live here. Saying "In or out, up or down” is your favorite part of the night. Thanks for opening up your house to everyone. You rock.

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You got: Bathroom

You’re regretting the shots of svedka you took in your dorm room before the party. Someone is banging on the door, but you just got in here! Or did you? You might be in the bathroom alone, but chances are you're there with at least one other person. You're a friendly drunk, but you might throw up tonight.

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