"Let me guess, you have a great personality.""Oh, Scar; it's just you! We were afraid it was somebody important.""Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover!""Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?"
"She's just jealous; all girls get like that around me.""Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them.""Did I mumble?""Geez, I used to take lunch money from guys like this."
"If you don't think, you shouldn't talk.""I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.""Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?""Travis, when a woman says 'later', she really means 'not ever'."
Pick Some Disney Inspired Sass And We'll Tell You Just How Much Of A Bitch You Are
You're not that much of a bitch, really. You have your moments, but you'd never deliberately open up a can of verbal whoop-ass. In fact, if you do accidentally sass someone, there's usually some truth to it anyway.
You've got the potential to be quite a bitch! You can drag someone with the strength of ten men and throw shade like a solar eclipse, but when it comes to snappy comebacks, you can be a little slow. Oh, well. No one's perfect!
Wow. Who hurt you to make you this way? You don't just throw shade, you cast a shadow like a solar eclipse. You're probably typing something snarky in the comments right now, aren't you?