Top 5 Rape Shirts (SFW)

Recently, while purusing one of my favorite womens' rights websites, I was alerted to a hot new clothing trend: rape shirts. Here are some of the finest examples.

• 1. It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE

  

  This one has really embellished the word "surprise!". It's more effort than a lot of rape shirt designers have put in.

• 2. Sometimes No Means Yes

  

  This one is pretty basic, but expresses itself very clearly.

• 3. ROHYPNOL

  

  For people date-rapists. Who, I do not think are quite the same as "rapist" rapists, in The View sense.

• 4. Don't Turn This Rape Into A Murder

  

  I can't tell if this is technically a pro-rape shirt or not. It might be more of an advisory once things get going.

• 5. I Rape Noobs

  

  I am considering purchasing this one for my nephew; he likes both computers and young women.