1. Get some platform sneakers. Obviously.
2. Posh Spice recommends: springy shoes.
3. Union Jack. Everywhere.
4. Or perhaps you prefer an American flag? And a fluffy white coat to go with it?
5. Black leather suits everyone.
6. A total look is always welcome. Total velvet red, total sparkly purple, total cheetah print.
7. Or, if you feel like it, you can go for tracksuit bottoms and a sports bra. Completely acceptable.
8. Also on the menu: crop tops for everyone!
10. Go for the leopard, you know you want to.
11. Insane hair: yes.
12. Anyone can wear the Scary Spice eye make up.
13. Thin eyebrows? Yes!
14. Your hair wants colour streaks. Don't fight.
15. You can go for nude or red or sparkly frosty lips.
16. Also encouraged: boas, matching print outfits, hair horns.
17. Or suits, if you need to look extra presentable.
18. Suits for everyone!
19. Remember there's just one rule: wear whatever you want and strike a pose.
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