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We Tried Out These Upsetting Vintage Recipes And It Was Just As Horrifying As You'd Expect

Ham + bananas = NOPE.

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So, what do the truly upsetting vintage recipes of the 60s and 70s really taste like? We decided to find out.

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"Jellied Tomato Refreshers" were excellent for refreshing your gag reflex.

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"Glazed Potato Salad" – potato salad with a gelatin and mayo glaze – was just a little bit heavy on the whole "glaze" thing.

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"Summer Salad Pie" – cheddar cheese pie crust with tomato-lemon jelly and TUNA FISH ICING – tasted like it was invented by aliens.

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And "Bananas Hollandaise," bananas wrapped in mustard-coated ham and covered in hollandaise sauce? RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

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All in all, this was not the best experience.

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