You never eat red meat.You never eat poultry.You never eat fish.You never eat eggs.You never eat dairy products.You never eat gelatin.You never eat honey.You have called yourself vegan at some point in your life.You don't eat anything that was cooked on the same grill with meat.You REALLY don't approve of eating veal.You don't buy sugar that was made with bone char.You avoid carmine color (because it's BUGS).You avoid produce that may have been coated with beeswax or shellac (it's a thing).You don't eat anything labeled as "made on equipment that processes milk."You keep track of which alcoholic beverages are vegan.You actually adhere to that list.You enjoy the taste of tofu.You enjoy the taste of soy milk.You have a favorite brand of tofu.You have a favorite type of nondairy milk.You have a favorite brand of nondairy yogurt.You have strong opinions about vegan cheese brands.You're always vigilant for casein.You know how to pronounce casein.You know how to pronounce Daiya.You can name at least three egg substitutes.You can usually tell if packaged foods are vegan by reading the ingredient list.You can usually tell if packaged foods are vegan WITHOUT reading the ingredient list.You know what nutritional yeast is.You have used nutritional yeast as a condiment.You call it "nooch."You have made your own seitan.You have made your own almond milk.You have written to a company to ask them to make (or bring back) a vegan version of their products.You take a B12 supplement.You stay far away from products fortified with vitamin D3.You take an omega-3 supplement.Generally speaking, you glow with an otherworldly aura of wellness.You don't wear fur.You don't wear leather.You don't wear wool.You don't wear silk.You wouldn't go to a circus if it had captive animals.You don't buy toiletries/beauty products that were tested on animals.You only buy toiletries/beauty products that are made with vegan ingredients.You wish the "MMM BACON" trend would go away already.When there's a bug in your house, you pick it up in a cup or a tissue and put it outside.Even if it is gross/scary.You own a vegan cookbook.You own a whole bunch of vegan cookbooks.You have been to a vegan festival or event.You have helped plan a vegan festival or event.You have handed out leaflets or otherwise promoted veganism to a stranger.You have mentored a new vegan.You know when World Vegan Day is.You wouldn't date someone who eats meat.If you have (or were to have) children, you would raise them vegan.You can name at least one vegan celebrity.You can name at least five vegan celebrities.You can name basically every vegan celebrity.You got really excited when you heard about Beyoncé's vegan meal delivery service.You have a favorite vegan restaurant.You have a favorite vegan restaurant in at least three cities.You ONLY eat at vegan restaurants.You plan your vacations around what vegan restaurants you want to try.You have an item of clothing that displays your vegan identity.You have a tattoo that displays your vegan identity.You follow at least one vegan food account on Instagram.You have a little "v" in a circle next to your name on Facebook.You've been vegan for more than a year.You've been vegan for more than five years.You've been vegan for more than TEN years.You have never eaten meat in your entire life.You don't even eat turkey on Thanksgiving. NOT EVEN THEN.You really, really love animals. ❤️
How Vegan Are You?
You are a true vegan overlord! Your destiny is to share your message of veganness with the world. Have you considered starting a vegan cult? Think about it.
You're a vegan master! Basically, you're a vegan superhero and your superpower is living a compassionate lifestyle. Good job!
You're so vegan. Just look at all these beautiful legumes. Is there anything better? I mean, besides hugging farm animals, of course.
You're...sorta vegan. Are you a vegan who doesn't buy into the scene? Are all your friends vegan? Or do you just have a dairy allergy? Either way, you're at least vegan-ish!
You're a vegan ally! If you weren't, why would you be taking this quiz? You may not be vegan, but don't feel left out — just start with vegetarianism and see where it goes.
You're definitely not vegan. Not even a little. You like meat, cheese, and all that the omnivorous life has to offer. Now you know!