You are what you eat.
Why are you the way that you are?
"55% on Rotten Tomatoes, 100% in my heart."
Sorry movie elites, but you're dead wrong!
"The Katy I'm dating... is Katy Perry."
Rich people, WYD?!
Are you tranquil as a forest?
"You shoulda never called me a fat-ass Kelly Price."
15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
My house is pink, but my soul is black.
Eggsellent. Just eggsellent.
Welcome! Everything is fine. H/T this tweet!
Shhh, it's a secret.
In the mood for noods.
A true power couple.
"Pocahontas never went to college."
Look out your window. The boys are coming.
My depression is gone! My acne has cleared! My crops are thriving!