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We Paired "50 Shades Of Grey" Quotes With "Lizzie McGuire" GIFs Because Why Not?

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"I take a deep breath and head back out into the club. I mean, it’s not as if I haven’t gone pantyless before. My inner goddess is draped in a pink feather boa and diamonds, strutting her stuff in fuck-me shoes." - Fifty Shades Darker

“I told you, I want what you want.” I keep my voice soft, low, and he looks at me hungrily. Jeez, my inner goddess swoons. Am I up to this game?" - Fifty Shades of Grey

“Come,” he orders, and I follow him out of the bedroom, my heart in my mouth. Desire races slick and hot through my blood as my insides tighten with hungry anticipation. My inner goddess somersaults round her chaise longue. Finally!" - Fifty Shades Darker

"Oh yes! It’s so arousing. My inner goddess has resurfaced after her evening of rocking and weeping in the corner, and she’s wearing harlot-red lipstick." - Fifty Shades Darker

"Jeez, he looks so freaking hot. My sub-conscious is frantically fanning herself, and my inner goddess is swaying and writhing to some primal carnal rhythm." - Fifty Shades of Grey

“Oh, I think I’d like that.” My inner goddess drops into a dead faint. “Well, maybe when we get home,” he whispers, leaving that promise hanging between us." - Fifty Shades Freed

"He takes my hand, and we stroll to the next artist. Idly, I wonder if I should let him take photos of me. My inner goddess nods frantically with approval." - Fifty Shades Freed

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