"My inner goddess is celebrating her inner bitch." - Fifty Shades Freed
"I take a deep breath and head back out into the club. I mean, it’s not as if I haven’t gone pantyless before. My inner goddess is draped in a pink feather boa and diamonds, strutting her stuff in fuck-me shoes." - Fifty Shades Darker
“I told you, I want what you want.” I keep my voice soft, low, and he looks at me hungrily. Jeez, my inner goddess swoons. Am I up to this game?" - Fifty Shades of Grey
"My inner goddess’s head is thrown back in ecstasy, and he comes, loudly and wetly, into my mouth." - Fifty Shades Darker
"It’s like he’s addressing me below the waist . . . my inner goddess performs four arabesques and a pas de Basque." - Fifty Shades Darker
“Come,” he orders, and I follow him out of the bedroom, my heart in my mouth. Desire
races slick and hot through my blood as my insides tighten with hungry anticipation. My
inner goddess somersaults round her chaise longue. Finally!" - Fifty Shades Darker
"Sheathed in jade-green silk, my inner goddess nods emphatically, her mouth set in a scowl." - Fifty Shades Freed
"Oh yes! It’s so arousing. My inner goddess has resurfaced after her evening of rocking and weeping in the corner, and she’s wearing harlot-red lipstick." - Fifty Shades Darker
"Jeez, he looks so freaking hot. My sub-conscious is frantically fanning herself, and my inner goddess is swaying and writhing to some primal carnal rhythm." - Fifty Shades of Grey
"My inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring too, mouth open and drooling slightly. His erection tamed, but still substantial... wow." - Fifty Shades of Grey
“Oh, I think I’d like that.” My inner goddess drops into a dead faint. “Well, maybe when we get home,” he whispers, leaving that promise hanging between us." - Fifty Shades Freed
"My inner goddess is thrilled. I can do this. I can fuck him with my mouth. I twirl my tongue around the tip again, and he flexes his hips." - Fifty Shades of Grey
"He takes my hand, and we stroll to the next artist. Idly, I wonder if I should let him take photos of me. My inner goddess nods frantically with approval." - Fifty Shades Freed
"My inner goddess and my subconscious are both giving me a standing ovation." - Fifty Shades Freed
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