1. She once got over 1,000 retweets on a single tweet.
2. She's been interviewed by Access Hollywood.
3. Her Photoshop skills are off the chain.
4. She once spontaneously spent $70 for a two-minute meet and greet with Aaron Carter.
5. I know what you're thinking and the answer is no: she has not always been this attractive.
6. She once won a blogging award for being a total badass.
7. She gets all her dating advice from Amy Schumer.
8. She once gave an entire speech on her dog's Instagram account and got an A.
9. She knows how to get recognized on social media.
10. She's successfully managed to research and write articles on topics she knows nothing about.
11. She's able to articulate so many different emotions simply using Kardashian magazine covers.
12. Speaking of middle school...here's a note she left herself in her own yearbook.
13. She loves pizza and will definitely order you pizza if you hire her.
14. She's incredibly photogenic and will look great in the company Christmas card.
15. To put it simply...BuzzFeed needs her.
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