Top 10 Stupid Things That Came Out of Glenn Beck's Mouth
The top 10 quotes from Glenn "I love mystery cock" Beck .
''I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.''
''Barack Obama ... chose to use his name Barack for a reason -- to identify, not with America -- you don't take the name Barack to identify with America. You take the name Barack to identify with what? Your heritage? The heritage, maybe, of your father in Kenya, who is a radical? Is -- really? Searching for something to give him any kind of meaning, just as he was searching later in life for religion.''
I didn't think I could hate victims faster than the 9/11 victims... And when I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up!' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. And we did our best for them.
''The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'''
''I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in a forest fire today.'' -on why people who lost their homes in forest fires in California had it coming.
''Roosevelt...Am I wrong by saying there was a good portion of people that thought, 'Holy cow, I'm glad he's dead."
''If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs.''
''The only [Katrina victims] we're seeing on television are the scumbags.''
"You know those fat people who sit in their couch -- and I mean really fat. I mean, not like me. I mean the people who, like -- their skin grows into the couch. And then, you know, they call the fire department and they cut them out of the wall, and then they have to bring in a truck, and then they take them to the hospital. I say let them die."
''I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?''