19 Random Things People Are Willing To Put Their Lives On The Line For

Patrick Henry is probably rolling in his grave right now.

1. Lemon Poppyseed Muffins

carli @carlismiith

give me lemon poppy seed muffins or give me death

01:13 AM - 04 Jan 2017

2. A Third Live Action Scooby Doo Movie

Mikey Fine @mikethefine

Give me a third live action scooby doo movie or give me death

09:18 AM - 03 Jan 2017

3. A Sensible Wallet

clare jackson @claritinj

give me a sensible wallet or give me death

09:08 PM - 28 Dec 2016

4. Consistent WiFi Connection

Bonnie @wizard_kitty

Give me consistent wifi connection or give me death

04:26 AM - 26 Dec 2016

5. Financial Compensation for Asbestos Induced Mesothelioma

Connor @BruinsFTW108

Give me financial compensation for asbestos induced mesothelioma or give me death!

02:37 AM - 06 Jan 2017

6. Memes

Diana Kris @_dianakris

Give me memes or give me death

09:30 AM - 21 Dec 2016

7. More specifically, Kermit and Biden memes

Christina Fallon @djFaliFal

Give me Kermit and Biden memes or give me death.

04:45 AM - 18 Nov 2016

8. Jason Bourne Movies on an Endless Loop

Devon Eaker ⚾️ @devon_eaker

Give me Jason Bourne movies on an endless loop or give me death

05:38 AM - 14 Dec 2016

9. New House Hunters Episodes

reg❁ @reghanmiller_

Give me new house hunters episodes or give me death @netflix

07:25 AM - 12 Dec 2016

10. Zac Efron and Nikki Blonsky

adrianna @aharris0922

give me zac efron & nikki blonsky or give me death

01:12 AM - 08 Dec 2016

11. 90's Dixie Chicks

allison @sug_knight

Give me 90's Dixie chicks or give me death

07:15 PM - 05 Dec 2016

12. Bottomless Steak Fries

✨Lilac Leah🌻 @Leah_Harless

Give me bottomless steak fries or give me death

08:50 PM - 03 Dec 2016

13. Michelle Obama's Jawline

xmas kitty @sabin00b

give me michelle obama's jawline or give me death

03:45 AM - 18 Oct 2016

14. Velvet and Sequins

caroғιnelιzaвeтн @carofinelizabth

give me velvet & sequins or give me death.

07:28 PM - 18 Nov 2016

15. A Relationship like Eric and Donna from That 70's Show

Shan @ShannnonnC99

Give me a relationship like Eric and Donna from That 70's Show or give me death

04:12 AM - 16 Nov 2016

16. Shitty Shrek Memes

Catie @CatDaPanda

give me shitty shrek memes or give me death

01:24 AM - 16 Nov 2016

17. Patches of Dead Skin to Peel Off

bucky @realevanescence

give me patches of dead skin to peel off or give me death

06:39 PM - 12 Nov 2016

18. Boys in Bralettes

Ness @toushos

give me boys in bralettes or gimme death

04:58 AM - 02 Nov 2016

19. Potato Products

🌬saucy bish @akayyxxx

Give me potato products or give me death

05:42 PM - 30 Oct 2016

Honestly, at this point just give me death.