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    19 Random Things People Are Willing To Put Their Lives On The Line For

    Patrick Henry is probably rolling in his grave right now.

    1. Lemon Poppyseed Muffins

    give me lemon poppy seed muffins or give me death

    2. A Third Live Action Scooby Doo Movie

    Give me a third live action scooby doo movie or give me death

    3. A Sensible Wallet

    give me a sensible wallet or give me death

    4. Consistent WiFi Connection

    Give me consistent wifi connection or give me death

    5. Financial Compensation for Asbestos Induced Mesothelioma

    Give me financial compensation for asbestos induced mesothelioma or give me death!

    6. Memes

    7. More specifically, Kermit and Biden memes

    Give me Kermit and Biden memes or give me death.

    8. Jason Bourne Movies on an Endless Loop

    Give me Jason Bourne movies on an endless loop or give me death

    9. New House Hunters Episodes

    Give me new house hunters episodes or give me death @netflix

    10. Zac Efron and Nikki Blonsky

    give me zac efron & nikki blonsky or give me death

    11. 90's Dixie Chicks

    Give me 90's Dixie chicks or give me death

    12. Bottomless Steak Fries

    Give me bottomless steak fries or give me death

    13. Michelle Obama's Jawline

    give me michelle obama's jawline or give me death

    14. Velvet and Sequins

    give me velvet & sequins or give me death.

    15. A Relationship like Eric and Donna from That 70's Show

    Give me a relationship like Eric and Donna from That 70's Show or give me death

    16. Shitty Shrek Memes

    give me shitty shrek memes or give me death

    17. Patches of Dead Skin to Peel Off

    give me patches of dead skin to peel off or give me death

    18. Boys in Bralettes

    give me boys in bralettes or gimme death

    19. Potato Products

    Give me potato products or give me death

    Honestly, at this point just give me death.