1. Time for pizza
2. Time your pizza
3. Track your whine
4. Track your wine
5. A "You've Stalked A Person's Instagram Too Far Back" Alert
6. A Happy Hour alert
7. A warning that you're drunk and shouldn't send that text to your ex
8. Time of the month alert
9. Lie detector alert
10. Examine Your Zipper
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