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1. An enamel pin fortune cookie with a message that feels pretty appropriate at the moment. It's made of scratch-resistant alloy, so the fortune will be nice and clear when you pin it on your jacket.
2. A mug that offers some words of wisdom for you to contemplate over your morning caffeine fix. The image is printed on both sides and it's totally microwave safe, so you can reheat your coffee if it's cooled down.
3. A pair of earrings that say what you're thinking when you can't actually say it out loud. They're hypoallergenic, so they won't bother your ears, and won't rust or tarnish over time.
4. A decal that'll make other drivers laugh out loud (and possibly question your parenting, but hey, no one's perfect). It'll stick to pretty much any clean, hard, smooth surface, but would be particularly funny on a minivan.
5. Some socks that'll flip the bird for you. Wear them under sneakers for a hidden message that only you'll be in on, or wear them around the house when you're feeling a lil' passive aggressive.
6. A floral blanket that'll keep you warm during your afternoon snooze and will remind you that in the grand scheme of things, you're probs doing OK. It can also be used as a beach throw, a picnic blanket, or as a wall hanging if you need a little motivational reminder.
7. A memo pad that'll help when you need to clarify your thoughts on your own actions, or knock sense into a friend. If you're scared of confrontation (I certainly am), this might help you smooth down heated situations while having a few laughs.
8. A hilarious tea towel that'll serve as a less-than-gentle reminder to everyone in the house to wash 👏🏾 their 👏🏾 damn 👏🏾 hands 👏🏾. Seriously though — wash your hands, folks!
9. A meditation journal that might help you practice mindfulness when it feels like all you can do is watch the world burn down around you. It offers prompts and suggestions that'll help you add a bit of tranquillity into your daily routine.
10. A banner that'll help your celebrate your favourite meal, even if it's just in the background during Zoom dates. Just grab some OJ, pop some bubbly, and settle in for a good gossip sesh.
11. A pillow cover that comes with fabric markers, so you can decorate this lovely piece however you please. The markers are permanent, so they won't smear on your other furniture. It's fun way to add a little personal touch to your decor.
13. A key chain to gift to that special someone that needs a reminder about how great they are. Or use it yourself, so you never lose motivation to remain your most awesome self.
14. A colouring book that'll help you unwind while giving you your daily fix of profanity. Make some tea, grab a blankie, and colour all your problems away.
15. A button to press when you need to call someone out on their BS. It lights up and loudly announces a variety of slogans about BS that's sure to make everyone laugh.
16. Some muslin bags for you to keep all your must-haves, so you'll always be prepared for disaster. Whether it's condoms, painkillers, a nail file, or just some dental floss, it's always a good idea to have an emergency stash.
17. A pair of socks that'll say what you're thinking after you've had a long, hard day and just want to put your feet up. They're made of a blend of cotton and polyester, so they're breathable and will keep your feet comfy all day.
18. A doormat that'll playfully address anyone that comes knocking and hopefully deters the people you don't actually want to see. It can be used as either an indoor or outdoor piece, and it's easy to clean since it's machine washable, so you can throw it in when it's looking a little grimy.
19. Let That Sh*t Go: A Journal for Leaving Your Bullsh*t Behind and Creating a Happy Life by Monica Sweeney, because holding onto grudges takes up too much of your energy. Working through the journal will help you leave the BS in the past through some profanity and catharsis, so you can shine a little brighter.
20. A mug to gift to that special someone who is unabashedly proud of being called the C-word. The mug is personalizable, so you can put in the name of anyone you think would enjoy this sassy item.
21. And lastly, a book on eating cock, because it's a delicious and nutritious protein that's a great alternative to red meat. It has delectable recipes for meals the whole family will enjoy, but don't let the little ones read it — it's full of naughty innuendos that are meant for adult eyes only.
When people tell you to mind your language:
