22 Products That Might Help If You Currently Feel Like You’re Screaming Into The Abyss
Deep breaths, everyone.
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1. A meal kit from Hello Fresh that’ll be delivered right to your door and eliminates your need to meal plan and actually think about what you're going to be eating during the week. It includes everything you need to make a delicious dinner, so you won’t have to go to the grocery store.
You can pick from different seasonal dishes, like pesto chicken with lemony couscous, cheesy stuffed meatballs, or Mexican pork tacos! It’s super yummy and it’ll save you time and money.
Subscribe to the pronto plan, family plan, or veggie plan, starting at $8.99+ a meal from HelloFresh. Get $80 off your HelloFresh order, including free shipping with the code BUZZFEED80.
2. A photography course that'll teach even the roughest of beginners how to take a beautiful photograph. You'll learn how to photograph different scenarios, work with natural and flash lighting, and finally figure out what all the little doodads on your camera actually do.
You've probably got some free time on your hands — might as well be productive with it!
Get it from Udemy for $28.99.
3. Or a wine course that'll finally teach you the difference between pinot noir and pinot gris. You'll learn how to identify aroma, flavour, body, mouthfeel, and finish — all in one quick, hour-long lesson! It's meant for absolute beginners, so if you want to learn more about wine, this might be the course for you.
Get it from Udemy for $16.99.
4. A sodoku book that'll distract you from your problems and give your mind a bit of a workout. Rather than the traditional square sudoku, this book contains 272 elegant puzzles designed to resembled mandalas. They’ll engage your mind and eye in a different way.
Get it from Book Outlet for $3.99.
5. A mini wand vibrator, because something about a really good orgasm tends to take your mind off of things. It's made of medical-grade silicone and has five vibration patterns and five speeds that are sure to get your toes curling during your special alone time (or with a partner!).
6. Or a rabbit vibrator, since two orgasms are better than one when it comes to getting your mind off of things. This fun toy stimulates the clitoris and G-spot simultaneously and has ten settings that'll rock your world.
Both heads are flexible, so you can really target it to hit the sweet spot, and it's USB rechargeable.
Get it from Amazon Canada for $39.99.
7. A Nintendo Switch Lite that you can nab to finally get on the Animal Crossing bandwagon. It has a sleek design that's perfect for slipping into your purse or bag for gaming on the go, and it will keep you distracted and entertained for hours and hours.
8. A pastel throw, because afternoon naps on the couch are really important when it comes to recharging your mental battery. It's made of natural cotton weave that'll keep you warm while still being breathable.
It's machine washer and dryer friendly, so clean up's a breeze if you've drooled all over it during your snooze.
Get it from Simons for $45.
9. A mini wacky, wavy tube guy for your desk that'll make you crack a smile with his flailing, motorized antics. Watch him fill with air and flop around, and maybe try out some of his moves, because sometimes you gotta make your own fun.
11. A guided journal that'll remind you of what makes you feel the calmest. It also has lists and tips that’ll soothe your stressed-out soul — they’ll help you build an emotional tool kit to relieve the anxiety and tension in your life.
12. Or a five-minute journal that'll help you start your day with a positive attitude. The guided questions help you cultivate gratitude and improve your mental health by reminding you about the good in your life.
13. Some flower essence bath tea for when you need a relaxing soak. It's made from coarse sea salt and flowers that'll infuse the power of nature into your bathwater.
It comes in a pretty Mason jar with a wooden spoon and reusable sachet that'll look great on your countertop.
Get it from Simons for $14.
15. A bicycle that'll help you get around your area that's a great alternative to driving or taking the bus, if you're still a little leery of being around people. It's meant for beginners, so you don't have to worry about fussing with a million gears when all you want to do is get to the drug store and back.
Get it from Decathalon for $390.
16. A pair of runners that might just encourage you to go for a walk or a jog and get some of those exercise endorphins flowing through your body. This sleek pair was designed by Dwayne Johnson, so you know it's up for some heavy-duty workouts — but no promises that you'll actually get his crazy muscles!
Get it from Under Armour for $180.
17. A lettering and calligraphy guide that'll make your terrible penmanship so much better and give you something to do than ponder the current state of the world. It'll teach you different alphabet styles and has lettering projects for you to show off your new skills, like sending someone a pretty handwritten letter that'll totally make their day.
Make sure you also pick up some brush pens!
Get it from Amazon Canada for $9.15.
18. A silky sleep mask to shut the world out when you desperately need some shut-eye. It has an adjustable strap and is also totally breathable, which means you won't wake up all hot and sweaty.
19. Some noise-cancelling headphones for when you just desperately need some peace and quiet from the chaos that can sometimes erupt in the house. It uses Bluetooth technology and has about 30 hours of playback time before it needs charging.
20. Or a white noise machine that'll mask any irritating sounds happening around you for when you just need a break. You can cycle between seven white noise options, seven fan sounds, and ten relaxing nature sounds.
21. A weighted blanket that'll make your entire body feel like it's being hugged, which might help you feel a bit calmer as you drift off to sleep. Reviewers say this blankie helps them to fall asleep more soundly and prevents them from tossing and turning during the night.
I feel ya, Dwight:
