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    19 Products From Amazon Canada For Anyone Who’s Obsessed With Butts

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    1. A mug with your favourite body part on it, because butts plus caffeine are an excellent combination. It's made from high-quality porcelain that's dishwasher and microwave safe, so clean up and reheating is a breeze.

    A mug with a cartoon butt on it with the word butts
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $17.99 (available in nine styles).

    2. A butt mask that'll help make your derriere firmer and more luminous. Just place one sheet on each cheek, let the marine algae work its wonders, and remove after ten minutes.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $33.50.

    3. A decor box that says what we're all secretly thinking. This would be particularly cute in your bathroom, since the box will likely be seeing the goods up close. Use it to store extra toilet paper, magazines, flowers, or whatever strikes your fancy.

    A decor box that says nice butt filled with toilet paper, a mirror, and a plan
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $29.99.

    4. A cream that smells like salted caramel, pistachio, and vanilla that'll help with loss of elasticity and uneven texture. It's made with caffeine-rich ingredients that'll absorb quickly into your skin and leave you with a delicious scent.

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    It's on the pricier side, but one reviewer calls it a miracle cream that really tones the skin.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $89.99.

    5. Some workout bands that'll help you get that perfect peach through booty-building workouts. It comes with three bands that have varying resistances, so you can start exercising with the easiest and move up until you eventually get buns of steel.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $34.99.

    6. A charm for your keychain that'd be a very cute present for that person in your life who deserves a smile. You could sneakily slip it onto their key chain for a little surprise they're sure to appreciate.

    A key chain with a charm that says I love you and a charm that says I hope your day is as nice as your butt
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $14.90.

    7. A colouring book that'll help you de-stress as you fill in some bubble butt pictures. Put on a podcast, make yourself a cup of tea, and colour away.

    A colouring book called bubble butts with a picture of a person wearing a thong, a garter, and thigh-high socks
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    Make sure you pick up some pencil crayons!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $9.99.

    8. Or an animal butt colouring book that'll make you laugh as you colour in these adorable butts. It has 80 pages for you to fill in, so it'll keep you occupied for a while!

    A colour book with a panda on the front with its butt on display
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    Also available as cat butts, cat butts in space, and dog butts.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $8.99.

    9. A corgi butt mouse pad that'll support your wrist with its truly silly backside. It's made to ergonomically assist your entire hand, so you won't have achy joints after a long day on the computer.

    A mouse pad with a comic corgi and it's butt is the wrist support
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $23.99 (available in two colours).

    10. Or a corgi butt bottle opener, because why have a regular bottle opener when you can have a corgi butt? It can be mounted on your wall or fence, so your guests will get a kick out of this unexpected piece.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $15.99.

    11. Some butt-enhancing underwear if you want that Kim K. booty, but just for special occasions. They're comfy and breathable, so things won't get too sweaty in there, and would look great under jeans, skirts, rompers, or anything, really!

    A person is wearing shorts with butt enhancements
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $20.98 (available in three colours and sizes S-XXXL).

    12. Or some butt-flaunting underwear if you like to let your behind have a little breathing room. They're made mostly of polyester with a little bit of spandex for stretch that'll seriously flaunt your ass-ets.

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    One reviewer says it makes their bulge stand out in jeans!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $13.99+ (available in four colours and sizes M-XL).

    13. A scrubber that'll help you reach those hard to reach spots like your back and butt, so you'll be squeaky clean all over. One side is made of terry for cleansing while the other is an exfoliator that'll help get rid of dead skin and acne.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $12.99.

    14. A butt- and thigh-clearing spot treatment that'll help improve the appearance of acne, blackheads, ingrown hairs, bumps, and other blemishes. It's made with witch hazel, linseed, rosemary, and licorice that'll clear your skin up quickly.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $27.45.

    15. A peach pillow, because snuggling up with the emoji counterpart of your favourite body part is better than a regular pillow. It's made of soft, plushy material that you'll want to cuddle up in during your afternoon snooze.

    A peach-shaped pillow
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $35.99+ (available in two sizes).

    16. A 100% natural coffee scrub that'll help improve the appearance of cellulite, eczema, stretch marks, wrinkles and varicose veins. It uses seabuckthorn oil, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, and vitamin E to heal, deeply cleanse, and fortifies the skin.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $23.86.

    17. A wooden sign that speaks pure truth. It can be used for indoor or outdoor hanging and will remind you that yes, social distancing is important.

    A wooden sign that says "Home is where your butt should be - Covid-19 : 2020"
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $17.57.

    18. A risque decal that proudly lets people know what you're into. It can be applied to any smooth surface, like your car door or home windows, and won't leave behind any residue.

    A decal that says I heart my butt plug is pasted on a car door
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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $22.42.

    19. And lastly, a set of anal plugs, because your butt deserves to have a good time. It comes in different shapes and sizes, and one has a suction that can be mounted to a wall or floor for solo play.

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    Get a set of six from Amazon Canada for $31.99.

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