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2. A brilliant badass button and book to smash and love forever (in that order).
3. Mickey Mouse cooking utensils — measuring spoons and tongs — that take the phrase "helping hand" very seriously.
4. An adorable pup or a quaint teal chimney, because allergies don't seem *as bad* when you're pulling tissues out of these, right?
Promising review: "Totally cute & fun for the bathroom. The 'house' is heavy enough to stay down when the tissue is pulled out. I was bored with the way tissue box covers looked, so I was happy to find this little house. It's like a having a small joke on the counter & makes me smile to see it." —diedrebird
Get the pup tissue cover from Amazon for $14.59 and the house tissue cover from Amazon for $11.91 (available in three colors).
5. A smiling bread plushie that will always loaf you — or at least support your head for a restful nap.
I knead to get better at puns.
Get it from Amazon for $24.70.
6. A meal- and snack-planning notepad to put to good use every single day.
Because thinking about food is always better than thinking about real issues.
Get it from Amazon for $7.
7. A shimmery AF rainbow highlighter concocted from unicorn dust*.
*not officially confirmed
Promising review: "Absolutely lovely. Very pigmented and buildable for a super magical glow. Pretty good-sized pan. I get stopped everywhere with people asking about my highlight when I wear this, which is pretty much daily." —Taylor Does Beauty
Get it from Forever 21 for $5.90. They're also selling a similar highlighter from the brand Lottie London for $7.50.
8. Or rainbow unicorn stud earrings, because how on earth could these *not* make you squeal in delight?
The only excuse is if you're dead. Even so, I hear ghosts and spirits are also huge fans.
Get them from House of Wonderland on Etsy for $6.63.
9. Colorful blobs of poop to sharpen your pencils in and distract yourself from homework.
Get a set of four from Amazon for $3.49.
10. A baby Groot!!! This doesn't need an explanation or reason. Just look at him — he loves you so much.
11. Adorably big-eyed wineglass markers that are a cuter method of identification than lipstick prints (or worse, your memory).
Promising review: "These aren't only for cootie-phobic winos! As long as whatever I attach them to is slightly larger than the opening of his front lips, I can put them on the rim of ANY cup/glass/plate/bowl. If none of those work for you, they're great around pencils, pens, and cables. Instant cuteness and identification." —Bob Fossil
Get a set of six from Amazon for $6.73.
12. A quarterly Sanrio subscription crate packed with kawaii clothing, collectibles, accessories, school supplies, etc., for ~endless smiles~.
Get it from Lootcrate for $31.99+ per quarter.
13. A rainbow assortment of cheerleader-like pencils that'll push you to crank out the last sentences of that email, essay, or chapter.
Get a set of 10 from Amazon for $10.
14. Soothing blue narwhal and whale tea infusers to lift your spirits during or after a particularly tough day.
Promising review: "It works great but I mostly got it because it's so cute and it's easy to lift in and out of my cup. I have a thing for whales." —Jackie S. Adams
Get the narwhal from Modcloth for $4.99 (on sale from $14.99) or the whale from Amazon for $7.70 (available in seven designs).
15. Or puffy tea clouds to dissolve all of your stress away.
Get a pack of five bags from Tea Heritage on Etsy for $8 (available in three tea flavors, as well as gold and silver clouds).
16. Expressive sticky notes that really want to help you remember every little thought.
Promising review: "I absolutely adore these sticky notes! I had to buy two sets to share the cuteness with everyone at my work and they all loved them! There are four different designs and each one is cute in its own way. They stick just as well as any market-brand sticky note." —Clb92113
Get a four-pack from Amazon for $8.99.
17. A huggable plushie stuffed to the brim with happy lil' cheesy puffs.
Get it from Think Geek for $49.99.
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Get the pins from Janel Foo Glassworks on Etsy for $14 each and the mug from Plates Please on Etsy for $12+.
19. A crossword puzzle book or Howl's Moving Castle to cozy up with and get lost in.
Promising review: "This is the 16th book in Simon & Schuster's Mega Crossword Puzzle Book series and also the 16th one I'm eagerly and excitedly into. These books are jam-packed with 300+ puzzles crafted by top-notch cruciverbalists (crossword puzzle creators). The perforated white pages make the puzzles very easy to detach and read. As for puzzle difficulty, it varies. I've found some puzzles quite easy, but several to be quite challenging. Solving the puzzles is a nice bonus but not the end-all because you can learn a lot of interesting and enlightening trivia!" —Dina Anargyros
Get the crosswords book from Amazon for $8.31 (paperback) and Howl's from Amazon for $7.27 (paperback) or $4.49 (Kindle).
20. A hodgepodge of ridiculously punny pins that instantly brighten any outfit.
21. A darling collar to officially mark your "proud cat lady" status.
22. A sweet, sweet candle that hits the smell of your home state right on the nose.
Promising review (for Illinois): "As someone who recently left the Land of Lincoln for a sunnier state (and a new job), I've been burning this for a few days now. It's a slightly sweet smell, and when it arrived at my office, everyone wanted to know what it was — it smells that good. While it's not my all-time favorite Chicago scent (deep-dish pizza, duh), it's a pretty delicious alternative that's great for your living room." —Kitt
Get it from BuzzFeed's Homesick Candles for $29.95.
Find all the other states here!
23. A blushing sloth or koala buddy to snuggle with — just look at their arms all outstretched and ready for your hugs.
Get them from Friends of Socktopus on Fab for $28 each — sloth here and koala here.
24. A classic striped shirt for your pup, so you can match them and get all the aww's walking down the street.
25. A quirky banana cat pouch, if nothing but just to make you laugh.
A daily reminder to eat your potassium (like, right meow).
Get it from Forever 21 for $11.90.
26. A plucky humidifier/diffuser that fits the bill for any stressful day, coughing fit, or extremely dry room.
Promising review: "The duck is so cute! My main concern was that I wanted a diffuser that sprayed out and not up since it has to sit on a bookshelf, and this diffuser does just that! It runs for longer than I expected it to, given the small size of the tank, and I love that it automatically shuts off when the tank is empty so I don't have to worry about it." –Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $28.99.
27. Tiny planter necklaces to breathe some ~life~ back into your soul.
Get the first one from Wearable Planter on Etsy for $37 (available in six other colors) and the second one for $39 (available in five other colors).
28. A fluffy hot-pink llama that you might think is just decor, until you realize it's also an A+ duster.
May every day be as happy and squishy and delightful as Pikachu!
