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1.A non-slip bamboo bathtub tray for possibly the best soak of your life, with enough room for a glass of wine, book, candle, snacks, and maybe even some ambient music.
2.A height-adjustable laptop desk so you don't have to leave your bed all day! And there's room for snacks, a cup of tea, etc. If only it could also recommend your next binge-watching obsession, then it could ~really~ do it all.
3.An Unplugged Book Box subscription if your idea of the perfect day involves delving into a good book and some ~self care~ — each box includes: a new release YA or adult (18+ protagonist) book, four to six bookish self care or novelty products, and activities/tools to help you unplug/focus on yourself.
4.A larger-than-life wine glass that'll fit a WHOLE BOTTLE of the good stuff — it's the perfect gag gift for yourself because, news flash, you can never have TOO much wine!
5.A Winc monthly subscription with flavorful, in-house-produced wines curated to your specific tastes/preferences, or a Wine Tasting 101 Kit if you wanna corral all of your friends into trekking over to your place for a round of ~educational tipsy-ness.~ Napa Valley, who?
6.The appropriately-named Cravings: Hungry for More cookbook from our favorite sassy home-cooking queen, Chrissy Teigen, to help you transform your kitchen into the merriest of places and filled with with drool-worthy smells — trust me, it'll be much more ~satisfying~ than ordering takeout.
7.Or a cute celestial noodles bowl + chopsticks set to spruce up your lazy instant ramen meals when cooking from scratch is the last thing you wanna do (especially if it takes you away from your bed/couch, amirite).
8.An eye mask, because sleeping is the best, but being able to cycle through multiple deep sleep stages without a peep of interruption is *actually* the best of the best — and its contoured shape won't hurt or put pressure on your eyes!
9.A 60" x 80" Rocabi weighted blanket that claims to feel like "being hugged by a Bengal tiger" — take that as you will, but people swear by this to help minimize sleep troubles, including insomnia, anxiety, and frequent sleep movements. You deserve *restful* sleep!
10.A festive and fleece-y Aerie pajama jumpsuit to show your bod what cozy dreams are made of! Block off the next two days 'cause you deserve to spend them burrito-ed up in this.
12.A handy Tweexy nail polish holder for a neat-o, spill-proof manicure without needing a flat surface — because what else you are gonna do with your hands while you binge watch the entirety of Netflix's *and* Hallmark's Christmas movie selection?
13.A pair of moisturizing gel-lined socks and gloves rich in Vitamin E and mineral oils to treat and smooth over your rough and weary hands/feet — it's also just a solid excuse to hit the hay early and get a full night's rest. Goodnight, world!
14.A Knock Knock self-therapy notepad that'll remind yourself to ~check in~ with yourself every so often — but in a lighthearted and this-too-shall-pass manner.
15.A personal ZIP-UP SAUNA, folks! Complete with a two-liter steam pot and digital display, a waterproof layer to prevent steam penetration, nine temperature levels, six time settings, remote control, folding chair, mat, and two zippers for your hands — you'll never have to pay for an overpriced spa anything!
16.A the New York Times Best of the Week crossword book to revamp hump day's drab reputation into a cozy weekend activity — the Wednesday edition contains 50 medium-level puzzles that will make you scratch your head *just* enough and let you determine what level of difficulty you like best!
17.A scratch-off movie bucket list that'll literally give you a goal for staying in — just don't get too competitive with yourself and get some fresh air once in a while. Or just watch all 100 in a month, you do you!
18.A crewneck sweatshirt to let everyone know what personality type you are — say it loud and proud, baby!
19.A deep pore-cleansing matcha mud mask for soothing your troubled skin and leaving it brighter, more moisturized, and more vibrant than you ever thought was possible.
20.Or if you'd rather put matcha *inside* your body, a matcha book, whisk, and shaker set to help you whip up delicious drinks AND food. Did you know you could make matcha pasta? 'CAUSE YA SURE CAN.
21.A candid tote that'll let everyone exactly where you wish they could be — nothing against them, of course, it'd just be nicer not having to deal with social interaction or wearing real pants.
22.A green tea infused Zinus memory foam mattress to make it much, much harder to muster up the motivation to get up and leave the house — especially when there's less than ideal weather, what on earth would be better than lying on a literal cloud for hours on end?
23.A lightweight, temperature-regulating, and moisture-wicking Goodful cotton comforter that'll make your bed look *even more comfy* and won't leave you feeling too hot or too cold in the middle of the night, no matter how temperamental the weather is. *side eye*
24.An Amazon Fire TV Stick so you can catch up on all your favorite shows and movies, or ask Alexa to find new gems for you, all *without* wasting time cycling through all of your subscriptions and apps — because relaxing shouldn't be that cumbersome.
25.A blue soladite crystal Skin Gym facial roller to help your well-curated lineup of skincare products sink in even deeper into the skin and treat your face with a nice, cooling massage — it also helps with promoting lymphatic drainage, reducing puffiness, and maintaining healthy blood circulation.
26.A Paletteful Pack subscription box that'll keep your ~inner artist~ fed with plenty of high-quality supplies, i.e. pens, pencils, sketch pads, oil paints, tool sets, and much more!
27.A Fantastic Cities coloring book to satisfy your hunger for travel, but like, not right now — you're much too cozy to even think about planning a trip.
28.A gorgeous Homebody book by everyone's favorite fixer-upper, Joanna Gaines — it contains page after page of *actually recreate-able* design and DIY tips tips to make your home even more of a homebody haven.
29.A pair of Ultraideas memory foam slippers so you can shuffle around your home in comfort (because cold feet are the WORST) *and* to your own I'm-home-alone-and-I'm-loving-it beat.
30.A set of vegan bath bombs that'll make you never want to take a ~regular~ bath again — and thanks to boatloads of essential oils in these bbs, you'll step out of the tub with silky smooth skin.
31.A rainbow of I Dew Care sheet masks so you can douse your face in essence and treatments that'll calm down your stressed-out skin, tighten pores, and increase luminosity. You glow, girl!
32.A copy of The Roommate Book that'll help you make peace with your roommate and become friendly cohabitants at the very least — especially if they're a homebody too, you gotta both gotta learn how to tango with each other.
33.A birchwood pine–scented Nest Fragrances diffuser to envelop your home with the fresh, fresh smell of crisp pine! No need to deal with the huge mess that comes with getting a ~real~ pine tree for the holidays when you got this!