Sometimes being your best self means being happily drunk.
It's also arguably the ~best~ time to do some online shopping, which probably involves yelling at your computer...
So, tell us. What's the best and/or weirdest thing you've bought off of Amazon while hammered?
A copper bust of the all-mighty Ron Swanson perhaps?

A Disney princesses toilet seat cover?

Or a life-size cardboard cutout of Harry Styles to love forever?
