Sometimes being your best self means being happily drunk.
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It's also arguably the ~best~ time to do some online shopping, which probably involves yelling at your computer...
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...and then promptly passing TF out.
So, tell us. What's the best and/or weirdest thing you've bought off of Amazon while hammered?
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And maybe didn't realize until a few days later when a mysterious package appeared at your door.
A copper bust of the all-mighty Ron Swanson perhaps?

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His love for breakfast food is truly unparalleled.
A Disney princesses toilet seat cover?

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~some day my poop will come~
Or a life-size cardboard cutout of Harry Styles to love forever?

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To console you because the real one never will.