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29 Energizing Products To Help You Wake The Fuck Up

With or without caffeine (and please, everything in moderation).

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1. A nice, steaming cup of Death Wish Coffee because nothing short of the world's strongest cup of coffee will make you feel alive.

This packs around 650 mg of caffeine per 12-ounce cup of coffee. Get a 16-ounce bag from Amazon for $18.99 or a 10-pack of K-Cups for $15.19.

They also teamed up with Albany Distilling Co. to make a cold-brew-infused vodka, which you can consume at your own risk. 💀

4. A sneaky alarm clock that runs away from you because it shows no mercy for your snoozing habits.


I don't always run, but when I do, it's because an alarm clock with wheels forces me to.

Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

6. A reliable coffeemaker with full pot and single-serve stations (for when you gotta sprint) that you can program to start brewing the moment your alarm goes off.


Built-in motivation: Can't let the coffee go cold/go to waste. Unless you have no heart.

Get it from Amazon for $53.29.

14. Clarisonic Mia facial brushes that vibrate, change speeds, deep-clean, and rev up your morning routine all in one.

Get the Mia 2 from Amazon for $149 or from Clarisonic for $169. Or get the Mia Fit from Amazon for $189 or from Clarisonic for $219.

18. Elevate, an app with tons of fun, fast ~learning~ games that will get your brain juices flowing.

Apple also named Elevate the best free iPhone app of 2014, nbd.

Download it for free on iTunes here (subscription plans for Elevate Pro also available).

19. Packets of tasty, healthy, and slightly caffeinated beef jerky to chew on when you need a pick-me-up.


It packs 55–66 mg of caffeine per serving. Get a variety pack of four from Amazon for $21.37. Also available in turkey jerky.

20. If you have the space for it, a 70-pound punching bag that will most definitely get the adrenaline flowing.


Includes gloves, hand wraps, adjustable chain, and bungee cord (for adding resistance). Get it from Amazon for $73.35.

21. A fun journal to record and reflect on your craziest dreams as soon as you wake up.

Distract your brain from how freaking tired it is by sketching the zombie apocalypse you dreamt about last night.

Get it from Amazon for $15.90.

24. Extreme Sport Beans that are formulated for high-performance sports/activity (and should not be consumed as a snack food).

@runnerbox / Via instagram.com

Each serving has 50 mg of caffeine (plus vitamins, carbohydrates, and electrolytes). Get a 24-pack of assorted flavors from Amazon for $23.36.

26. Sleep Cycle, an app that you place directly on your bed that monitors/analyzes your sleep cycle so it can wake you up when you're in your lightest sleep phase.

Download it on iTunes for 99 cents.

29. A pint-sized smart alarm system called Sense that looks like a fancy stress ball but actually helps you fall asleep and monitors your sleep so you can wake up on the right side of the bed.

The even tinier Sleep Pill easily clips to your pillow and will track your sleeping patterns through your movements. Sense also syncs with an app that will give you detailed records and analyses of your sleep.

Get the pair from Hello for $129.

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