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32 Products Every Awkward Human Will Deeply Relate To

*does mannequin challenge to avoid talking to people*

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1. A layered pin that mimics how you feel after every failed interaction with your crush.

Get one from Big Bud Press ($12) or Urban Outfitters ($15).

2. A pillow that matches the awkward silence after you see an acquaintance in the elevator and can't think of anything to say besides "hi."

Get it from Amazon ($25) or Awkward Animals ($21.25, on sale).

3. A butt-shaped lamp that only lights up when you slap it (like Tina Belcher would).

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Could anything be better? No, my friend.

Get it from Slap It for $185.

4. A cute illustrated print that hits way too close to home.

Life is awkward and then you die.

Get it from Gemma Flack on Etsy for $9.10.

5. A simple tee that gives Caesar a run for his money.

*rolls around in his grave*

Get it from Voguish Mod Clothing on Etsy for $14.99.

6. A box of conversation topics for when your brain goes blank (which is always).

Get it from Amazon for $25.

7. A prayer hands patch for awkward people hoping for some divine intervention.

Whatever helps!

Get it from Printrovert on Etsy for $6.95.

8. A Jean Paul Sartre-inspired notebook that just understands your worst nightmare — people.

Get it from Amazon for $14.

9. A fortune cookie pin that actually provides useful advice.

Hiding at home is an effective solution for any problem.

Get it from Stay Home Club for $6.

10. Informative flashcards that will teach you how to get in with the *cool* crowd.

I recommend greeting everyone with "what it don't" instead.

Get them from Knock Knock Stuff or Amazon for $10.

11. A self-conscious tee that tends to accidentally blurt out dumb things.

Get it from Socially Awkward Co. on Etsy for $35. Sizes XS-XXL.

Get the women's version here. Sizes S-XXL.

12. A wine-dispensing purse to keep necessary reinforcements on hand during social gatherings.

Get it from Amazon for $34.90.

13. A hoodie pillow for avoiding small talk with your overly-friendly seatmate.

Even if I'm not tired, I'll pretend to sleep for the next five hours. Bye.

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

14. A tee that writes your autobiography for you.

Get it from Look Human for $19.99.

15. Washi tape that helps you call yourself out.

*hugs dumpster*

Get it from Stay Home Club for $5.

16. A mug that illustrates you wanting to Apparate far away after an embarrassing situation.

Get it from Sincerely Eunice on Etsy for $15.99.

17. A nerdy pillowcase that sums up your personality quite nicely.

Get it from Kalatmak Home Decor on Etsy for $14.99.

18. Thinking putty for when you're super nervous and need something to fiddle with.

Get it from Amazon for $15.40. Available in 22 colors.

19. Embroidered hoop art with a phrase you either say or think at least ten times a day.

Get it from Stitching My Sanity on Etsy for $14.

20. A giggle-inducing game that lets you pair awkward family photos with the *most fitting* movie lines.

Get it from Amazon for $19.19.

21. Embroidered patches that serve as a warning to all those around you.

Legs and knives for days.

Get them from Creepy Gals on Etsy for $8 each.

22. A much-needed book that helps you navigate life's most painfully awkward scenarios.

Get it from Amazon for $12.82.

23. A poster ode to Tina Belcher's best lines on Bob's Burgers.

A *humble*, butt-loving hero.

Get it from Out Nerd Me on Etsy for $16.

24. A self-love pin for when you realize you're probably better off alone.

Just save yourself the embarrassment of trying to be social.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

25. A journal that provides a safe space to sound off on awkward encounters and general anxieties.

Get it from Amazon ($10.13) or Knock Knock Stuff ($8.95).

26. A print for every awkward response you pull out of your butt.

Like replying "you too" when your server says "enjoy your meal."

Get it from Ruby Etc on Society6 for $15.30.

27. A card featuring an awkward cactus that just wants a hug.

It's worth the pain, so he says.

Get it from Eskimo Kiss UK on Etsy for $3.24.

28. A patch for bookworms who want to be just a little ~cooler~.

Get it from Mini Fan Fan on Etsy for $8.

29. A minimalist print that encourages you to be your truest, weirdest self.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $19+.

You can also get a camper mug or lighter that says "stay weird."

30. A sweatshirt that is relevant all year round.

And thus should be worn all year round.

Get it from Look Human for $29.99.

31. A Wednesday Addams pin for when people mistake your happy face for anger or apathy.

*happily killing you in my mind*

Get it from Shop Netty on Etsy for $10.

32. A shy ghost notebook with a slightly grim outlook.

I must repeat myself — life is awkward and then you die.

Get it from Nikki Goodrich on Red Bubble for $12.

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Or even people I have known for months/years/forever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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