1. A layered pin that mimics how you feel after every failed interaction with your crush.
2. A pillow that matches the awkward silence after you see an acquaintance in the elevator and can't think of anything to say besides "hi."
3. A butt-shaped lamp that only lights up when you slap it (like Tina Belcher would).
4. A cute illustrated print that hits way too close to home.
5. A simple tee that gives Caesar a run for his money.
6. A box of conversation topics for when your brain goes blank (which is always).
Get it from Amazon for $25.