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35 Doggone Adorable Gifts For Anyone Who Wishes They Had A Dog

Aka, painful(ly) cute reminders that their life is missing a special canine.

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1. A Peanuts themed pillow that tells one of life's simple truths.

Charlie and Snoopy = OTP.

Get it from PB Teen for $39.50.

2. A card that is literally the highest compliment you could ever give anyone.

Although I'd like you even more if you were actually a dog, but I guess some goals are too lofty.

Get it from Tiffbits on Etsy for $4.25.

3. A canvas print that depicts the ~very ruff~ life of not having a dog to cuddle and play with.

Get it from Francesca's for $20.

And then go ahead and vent your dog-less frustrations in this "ruff notes" notebook.

4. Or a tote that is a little less subtle when it comes to declaring your brand statement.

Get it from Bark Shop for $22.

5. A well-behaved mug with an important life message etched along its inner rim.

Get it from Francesca's for $16.

This pillow is a lot less subtle if those tiny words won't do it for you.

6. A watercolor-painted card that not-so-subtly reveals your Christmas wishlist.

Sorry Mariah, but you were a little off.

Get it from StudioFroezel on Etsy for $4.

7. Some Christmas ornaments to make those hints even less subtle.

Toss a downwards arrow onto the tree to let people know where the *present* belongs.

Get them from Amazon for $13.90 each — the yorkie here and miniature schnauzer here.

8. A print with a phrase you've probably used way too often, to the annoyance of your friends or coworkers.

My brain has better things to focus on. #notsorry

Get it from Whylimedesign on Etsy for $10.

9. Colorful socks that should replace those lame D.A.R.E. shirts you got in grade school.

Dogs make drug abuse education 157% more effective. Def true.

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $8 (or three pairs for $20).

Shirt option from Amazon here.

10. A lumbar pillow that depicts where you'd rather be hanging out.

Heading out to a bar? No dogs there, so I'm gonna pass.

Get it from Wayfair for $13.99.

11. A blunt tee that will debunk someone's dumb theory that you'd actually be interested in talking to them.

You just interrupted this meaningful conversation I was having, and it's plain rude.

Get it from Look Human for $19.99.

12. Insanely adorable graphic prints that will only increase your urge to adopt a dog ASAP.

*pets paper*

*totally normal behavior*

Get them from DandyHorsePress on Etsy for $30 each. 22 breeds to choose from!

13. A jar to shove at a nosy relative when they ask you when you're getting married and having babies (for the millionth time).

Respect my preferences, good day.

Get it from Wayfair for $29.99.

14. Slippers that definitely don't disappoint in the wrinkles and fluffiness departments.

Get them from Amazon, the first pair for $26 and the second pair for $19.99.

15. Sturdy metal wall hooks that emulate a pup's favorite words.

Lil' bones for lil' hooks.

Get it from Wayfair for $23.99.

16. A cute-ass phone case covered with all sorts of adorable fluffballs.

Get it from KiraKiraDoodles on Society6 for $24.

17. A super sweet patch that illustrates the truest and purest form of love in this messed-up world.

No heartaches, just slobbery kisses. 💦💋

Get it from BelsArt on Etsy for $8.37.

18. Canine cookie cutters that will make your baked treats look damn good.

Can't vouch for the taste though; that's on you.

Get a set of six from Amazon for $16.

19. A handsome English bull terrier ring with a heart-shaped nose that's very worthy of boop-ing.

Get it from GOODAFTERNINE on Etsy for $54.

Also available as a necklace. You can also get jewelry pieces in a variety of other breeds.

20. A pleasant trinket dish that totally nails the whole "describe yourself in three words" question.

Yeah, you don't even need three words. Cause you're fucking efficient.

Get it from Francesca's for $12.

21. A floppy-eared basset hound (temporary tattoo) who sits on your arm with grace and patience.

Oh, those puppy eyes.

Get it from SomaArtTattoo on Etsy for $3.99.

22. A trio of coffee packs so you can start your day off with a nice Morning Walk, Paper & Slippers, or Alpha Blend roast.

Get them from Grounds and Hounds for $25. 20% of all proceeds are donated to G&H's rescue partner located closest to you.

23. A shiba inu (pillow) whose hair accessories are more on-point than yours.

Get it from Forever 21 for $9.90.

Pug version also available.

24. Heavenly Frenchie fleece pants you'll want to change into the second you get home.

Ban normal pants. PJ pants 5ever.

Get them from Modcloth for $19.99.

If those are sold out, check out this two-piece PJ set.

25. A photography book that will make quite the ~splash~ on your coffee table.


Get it from Amazon for $13.38.

26. Or a book that can foresee your future as a successful and all-around-wonderful dog adopter.

Or, if you just need a good cry.

Get it from Amazon for $15.43.

27. Some highly intelligent dogs who will inform you on how valuable investing your money in a best friend is.

Those adoption fees are nothing when it comes to lifelong LOVE and FRIENDSHIP.

Get it from Modcloth for $29.99.

28. Inspirational prints featuring dogs who have lived through many years to lend you these sage pieces of advice.

Get them from Wayfair, the left for $41.99 and the right for $36.99.

29. Desktop dog organizers who will motivate you to work, work, work.

A pup-less desk is a dreary and unforgiving place.

Get them from Amazon, the left for $10.48 and the right for $19.95.

30. A cozy sheet set that lab lovers will have to settle for until the glorious, fateful day when they have a real lab to snuggle up in bed with.

Get the set (fitted sheet and two king pillowcases) from Wayfair for $49.99.

31. Precious doxie flats that can keep up with your busy schedule and outlast your endless energy.

A doxie to match your moxie.

Get them from Modcloth for $59.99.

32. Delightful pup salt and pepper shakers who are patiently waiting for their day.

(to be adopted by you)

Get them from Anthropologie for $18.

33. And finally, a life-size German Shepherd sculpture if you really want to commit to getting the closest thing possible to a real dog.

But like, just adopt a real dog at this point.

Get it from Amazon for $339.99.

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