1. A Peanuts themed pillow that tells one of life's simple truths.
2. A card that is literally the highest compliment you could ever give anyone.
3. A canvas print that depicts the ~very ruff~ life of not having a dog to cuddle and play with.
4. Or a tote that is a little less subtle when it comes to declaring your brand statement.
5. A well-behaved mug with an important life message etched along its inner rim.
6. A watercolor-painted card that not-so-subtly reveals your Christmas wishlist.
7. Some Christmas ornaments to make those hints even less subtle.
8. A print with a phrase you've probably used way too often, to the annoyance of your friends or coworkers.
9. Colorful socks that should replace those lame D.A.R.E. shirts you got in grade school.
10. A lumbar pillow that depicts where you'd rather be hanging out.
11. A blunt tee that will debunk someone's dumb theory that you'd actually be interested in talking to them.
12. Insanely adorable graphic prints that will only increase your urge to adopt a dog ASAP.
13. A jar to shove at a nosy relative when they ask you when you're getting married and having babies (for the millionth time).
14. Slippers that definitely don't disappoint in the wrinkles and fluffiness departments.
15. Sturdy metal wall hooks that emulate a pup's favorite words.
16. A cute-ass phone case covered with all sorts of adorable fluffballs.
17. A super sweet patch that illustrates the truest and purest form of love in this messed-up world.
18. Canine cookie cutters that will make your baked treats look damn good.
19. A handsome English bull terrier ring with a heart-shaped nose that's very worthy of boop-ing.
20. A pleasant trinket dish that totally nails the whole "describe yourself in three words" question.
21. A floppy-eared basset hound (temporary tattoo) who sits on your arm with grace and patience.
22. A trio of coffee packs so you can start your day off with a nice Morning Walk, Paper & Slippers, or Alpha Blend roast.
23. A shiba inu (pillow) whose hair accessories are more on-point than yours.
24. Heavenly Frenchie fleece pants you'll want to change into the second you get home.
25. A photography book that will make quite the ~splash~ on your coffee table.
JUST LOOK AT THOSE PLAYFUL, WET CREATURES.
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