Celebrity Twitter Handles Edited For Accuracy

*Nsync Edition.

Lance Bass @LanceBassDatAssUp

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Managed to out-gay his entire 90's career NOT by actually being gay (although that happened). But by promoting Miracle Whip-0tagline: "Keep an Open Mouth."

Once tried to fly to the moon.

JC Chasez @ItShouldaBeenMay

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With a gifted voice and hair that bears no resemblance to japanese packaged noodles, Chasez was positioned to take the hearts of adoring young girls everywhere when his boy band made it big in the year of the Furby (1999).

No one really knows why that didn't work out. Most of all, JC.

Chris Kirkpatrick @KirkCharty

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*Once appeared in the Saturday Night Live sketch, "What's That Name" with Justin Timberlake.

*Legal says we have to disclose, that wasn't really him.

Joey Fatone @HasAnyOneSeenChris

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Fatone lost his career, as well as his only friend Chris Limpbizkit somewhere in the mid aughts. Neither have been seen or heard from since. Some call this a blessing.

Justin Timberlake @FriendsWithJayZ

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Former lead singer of Justin Timberlake & Friends. Current husband of Mary Camden, dinner guest at Beyonce's pad, and world dominator of music.

Once brought sexy back.