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Are These Pumpkin Spice Products Real Or Fake?

Go home, Pumpkin Spice. You're drunk.

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  1. Can you freshen your breath with a gourd?

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    NO. Pumpkin spice breath, no.

  2. Can you pumpkin-ify your breakfast sandwich?

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    But really, the question is: Should you?

  3. Is pumpkin spice a sporty thirst quencher?

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    Because that would be disgusting.

  4. Can you eat pumpkin spice in tube meat form?

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    I mean, go ahead. It's your life.

  5. Can you stick pumpkin spice up your hoo-ha?

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    Come on.

  6. Can you fake-butter your toast with fake pumpkins?

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    Fake butter + fake pumpkin = REAL

  7. Pumpkin-spice potato chips: A thing that exists?

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    Given the current state of things, this isn't even that weird anymore.

  8. Can you chew on "layers" of pumpkin spice, whatever that means?

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    So you CAN have pumpkin spice breath after all.

  9. Can you cure your seasonal sinus issues with pumpkins?

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    But the flu shot WILL be pumpkin-spice scented this year.

  10. Capri Sun: Will it pumpkin?

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    No one has put fake pumpkin in our favorite juice bag... yet.

  11. Does this make you want to go wild with the baby carrots?

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    This is a very authentic Middle Eastern food.

  12. Peanut butter and jelly and pumpkin: possible?

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    What a world.

  13. Can you get drunk on pumpkin spice Four Loko?

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    This was a hoax. BUT pumpkin-spice vodka does exist, so your dreams of a pumpkin-spice hangover can be realized.

Photo credits

1. Buzzfeed; 2. Thomas English Muffins; 3. Buzzfeed; 4. Reddit; 5. BuzzFeed; 6. Country Crock; 7. Popsugar; 8. Randuwa; 9. BuzzFeed; 10. BuzzFeed; 11. Food & Wine; 12. Amazon; 13. Four Loko/Gawker

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