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Can you freshen your breath with a gourd?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!NO. Pumpkin spice breath, no.
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Can you pumpkin-ify your breakfast sandwich?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!But really, the question is: Should you?
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Is pumpkin spice a sporty thirst quencher?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!Because that would be disgusting.
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Can you eat pumpkin spice in tube meat form?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!I mean, go ahead. It's your life.
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Can you stick pumpkin spice up your hoo-ha?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!Come on.
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Can you fake-butter your toast with fake pumpkins?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!Fake butter + fake pumpkin = REAL
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Pumpkin-spice potato chips: A thing that exists?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!Given the current state of things, this isn't even that weird anymore.
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Can you chew on "layers" of pumpkin spice, whatever that means?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!So you CAN have pumpkin spice breath after all.
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Can you cure your seasonal sinus issues with pumpkins?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!But the flu shot WILL be pumpkin-spice scented this year.
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Capri Sun: Will it pumpkin?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!No one has put fake pumpkin in our favorite juice bag... yet.
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Does this make you want to go wild with the baby carrots?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!This is a very authentic Middle Eastern food.
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Peanut butter and jelly and pumpkin: possible?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!What a world.
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Can you get drunk on pumpkin spice Four Loko?
RealFakeCorrect!Wrong!This was a hoax. BUT pumpkin-spice vodka does exist, so your dreams of a pumpkin-spice hangover can be realized.
