10 Times Martha Stewart Was Exactly As Campy As She Wanted To Be

    Please bow down.

    Martha Stewart Living's 25th anniversary issue just came out. Let's take a moment to appreciate the kind of supreme confidence it takes to put A PAINTING OF YOURSELF COVERED IN ROYAL ICING on the cover of a magazine.

    The truth is, Martha has ALWAYS been the High Priestess of Camp.

    Here she is as a fierce young model. With a cow.

    And werking it.

    I wish I could pull off a Christmas sweater the way Martha does.

    Or, like, a crystal ball.

    Martha wields her power benevolently.

    Most of the time.

    Don't tell Martha what to do.


    All hail her Majesty.