Martha Stewart Living's 25th anniversary issue just came out. Let's take a moment to appreciate the kind of supreme confidence it takes to put A PAINTING OF YOURSELF COVERED IN ROYAL ICING on the cover of a magazine.

The truth is, Martha has ALWAYS been the High Priestess of Camp.
Here she is as a fierce young model. With a cow.

And werking it.

I wish I could pull off a Christmas sweater the way Martha does.

Or, like, a crystal ball.

Martha wields her power benevolently.

Most of the time.

Don't tell Martha what to do.

Really.


All hail her Majesty.
