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    10 Times Martha Stewart Was Exactly As Campy As She Wanted To Be

    Please bow down.

    Martha Stewart Living's 25th anniversary issue just came out. Let's take a moment to appreciate the kind of supreme confidence it takes to put A PAINTING OF YOURSELF COVERED IN ROYAL ICING on the cover of a magazine.

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    I really want to make a joke about Martha having balls of marzipan. But I won't.

    The truth is, Martha has ALWAYS been the High Priestess of Camp.

    Here she is as a fierce young model. With a cow.

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    And werking it.

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    I wish I could pull off a Christmas sweater the way Martha does.

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    Or, like, a crystal ball.

    Martha Stewart Living

    Martha wields her power benevolently.

    Martha Stewart Living

    Most of the time.

    Martha Stewart Living

    Don't tell Martha what to do.

    Martha Stewart Living

    Really.

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    All hail her Majesty.

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