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10 Times Martha Stewart Was Exactly As Campy As She Wanted To Be

Please bow down.

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Martha Stewart Living's 25th anniversary issue just came out. Let's take a moment to appreciate the kind of supreme confidence it takes to put A PAINTING OF YOURSELF COVERED IN ROYAL ICING on the cover of a magazine.

I really want to make a joke about Martha having balls of marzipan. But I won't.
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I really want to make a joke about Martha having balls of marzipan. But I won't.

The truth is, Martha has ALWAYS been the High Priestess of Camp.

Here she is as a fierce young model. With a cow.

Martha Stewart / Via My Space

And werking it.

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I wish I could pull off a Christmas sweater the way Martha does.

Martha Stewart Show

Or, like, a crystal ball.

Martha Stewart Living

Martha wields her power benevolently.

Martha Stewart Living

Most of the time.

Martha Stewart Living

Don't tell Martha what to do.

Martha Stewart Living

Really.

New York
Fortune Magazine

All hail her Majesty.

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