American David Duchovny recently starred in the most Russian thing ever.
According to the super nationalist commercial, David Duchovny imagines what it'd be like to be Russian David Duchovny.
Russian David Duchovny is a Soviet Terry Richardson, somehow left in charge of a bunch of ballerinas.
Russian David Duchovny might not have been rich and famous, but he definitely would have read for the part of Peter the Great in a handcrafted turtleneck.
And Russian David Duchovny understands that you aren't a real Russkii if you haven't gotten the wind knocked out of you by hockey.
Russian David Duchovny is not the only one to understand this. Putin also does.
Russian David Duchovny is apparently also in a post-punk Soviet rock group from the 80's.
Russian David Duchovny is kinda ignorant to world events.
American David Duchovny is even less informed, doesn't really understand the premise of the war going on in Eastern Ukraine.
People said Russian David Duchovny was "badly timed" and "distasteful."
It's ok, Russian David Duchovny is still hilarious.
And he got paid 1 million dollars for the ad.