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7 Ways Donald Trump Can Get Out Of Jury Duty

If only he had a trump card.

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There is something very satisfying about imagining Donald Trump sitting in a crowded jury duty waiting room and trying to relate with us, the common plebeians.

2. Act stubborn. Show up acting like you know everything before even hearing the case. The more stubborn you can appear, the higher your chances of being excused.

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4. Emphasize and exaggerate your intelligence. Lawyers often want jurors that can be easily convinced.

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5. Appear overconfident. Say that you'd be an excellent juror because you don't need evidence to reach a conclusion. You just know.

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7. You can always say you're sick. Very, very sick.