Ralph LaurenValentino Haute CoutureTom FordGap Couture
Emilia Clarke in GAP? What is she, middle income?
Stella McCartneyMichael KorsPrabal GurungForever 21
Forever 21 is not the answer. But like, if you're only going to wear the dress ONCE, who cares if it falls apart right after? Right? RIGHT?
If you chose Pikachu, you were wrong.
ValentinoMichael KorsAtelier VersaceJo-Ann Fabrics
Jo-Ann founded in 1953, the same year as Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Coincidence? Yes. Definitely yes.
Badgley MischkaGeorges HobeikaMarchesaMartha Stewart
We all wish that every time we look out the window, Zendaya is there.
Dolce & GabbanaMonique LhuillierZac PosenHobby Lobby
We've heard Gabbana loves crafting.
Marc JacobsDior CoutureGucciThe Skin of Girl Next Door
We can't really know for sure that Jennifer isn't an elderly witch that stole the skin of a the young, fun girl living next door.
Who Are All The Celebrities Wearing At 2016's Golden Globes?
No, you don't know "fashion designers," but who cares? You know where to find a deal.
You're knowledgeable about the benefits of taffeta and lace, but you still can't tell designers apart. But do you really want to know that? I mean, really. Unless you are in fashion, please don't know that. Watch Making A Murderer instead.
Damn? You knew all of those? Shit. You must LOVE fashion. Or dresses. Well, congrats.