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What's Your Favorite Off-The-Menu Item At McDonald's?

Because who goes to McDonald's for the food?

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Thanks to The New York Times, McDonald's off-the-menu items have finally been revealed. You may be (un)surprised to hear that McDonald's serves as headquarters for many illicit transactions.

Turns out McDonalds offers so much more than the Big Mac. According to The Times report, the Manhattan McDonald's serves as a one-stop shop for after-methodone naps, heroin, prescription pills, and black market electronics.

  1. What's your favorite off-the-menu item?

    Loose Cigarettes
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    Loose Cigarettes
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    Dog Food
    ThinkStock
    Dog Food
    ThinkStock
    Xanax
    Xanax
    Klonopin
    WebMD
    Klonopin
    WebMD
    Knives
    ThinkStock
    Knives
    ThinkStock
    After-Methadone Nap
    ThinkStock
    After-Methadone Nap
    ThinkStock
    iPods
    Amazon
    iPods
    Amazon
    Headphones
    ThinkStock
    Headphones
    ThinkStock
    Norelco Razors
    Norelco Razors
    Axe Body Spray
    Amazon
    Axe Body Spray
    Amazon
    Aveeno Body Lotion
    Amazon
    Aveeno Body Lotion
    Amazon
    Synthetic Marijuana
    Wikipedia / Via en.wikipedia.org
    Synthetic Marijuana
    Wikipedia / Via en.wikipedia.org

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  2. Dog Food
     
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  3. Xanax
     
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  4. Klonopin
     
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  5. Knives
     
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  6. After-Methadone Nap
     
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  7. iPods
     
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  8. Headphones
     
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    Headphones
  9. Norelco Razors
     
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    Norelco Razors
  10. Axe Body Spray
     
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  11. Aveeno Body Lotion
     
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  12. Synthetic Marijuana
     
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  1. What item would you love to see added to the Dollar Menu?

    Bath Salts
    DEA
    Bath Salts
    DEA
    Stilton Cheese
    Amazon
    Stilton Cheese
    Amazon
    Norton Security Antivirus Software
    Amazon
    Norton Security Antivirus Software
    Amazon
    Settlers of Catan Expansion Pack
    Amazon
    Settlers of Catan Expansion Pack
    Amazon
    Spray Deodorant
    ThinkStock
    Spray Deodorant
    ThinkStock
    Deck of Cards
    ThinkStock
    Deck of Cards
    ThinkStock
    Burgers
    ThinkStock
    Burgers
    ThinkStock
    Kittens
    ThinkStock
    Kittens
    ThinkStock
    Geovany Soto Chicago Cubs Autographed Baseball
    Amazon
    Geovany Soto Chicago Cubs Autographed Baseball
    Amazon
    Birth Control
    RxList
    Birth Control
    RxList
    Needles
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    Needles
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    Ginkgo Biloba
    Amazon
    Ginkgo Biloba
    Amazon

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  2. Stilton Cheese
     
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  3. Norton Security Antivirus Software
     
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  4. Settlers of Catan Expansion Pack
     
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  5. Spray Deodorant
     
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  6. Deck of Cards
     
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    Deck of Cards
  7. Burgers
     
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    Burgers
  8. Kittens
     
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    Kittens
  9. Geovany Soto Chicago Cubs Autographed Baseball
     
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    Geovany Soto Chicago Cubs Autographed Baseball
  10. Birth Control
     
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    Birth Control
  11. Needles
     
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    Needles
  12. Ginkgo Biloba
     
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    Ginkgo Biloba

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