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27 Tweets About Tonight’s Debate That’ll Make You Laugh, Then Stare Blankly Into The Dark Void

"Viewer discretion is advised. And now for the second 2016 presidential debate...."

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Hillary needs to open the debate with "careful Donald that's a hot mic," then crowd surf out doing the D Generation X suck-it motion forever

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"Viewer discretion is advised." "And now for the second 2016 presidential debate...."

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There should be a pre-debate show where the Undecided Voters have to find their way out of a maze or else they don't get to ask questions

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I wouldn't be surprised if Trump froze in the middle of a debate and we discovered he was being controlled by scrappy doo this whole time

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Hillary starts the next debate with "Sorry Donald, your hands are too small to grab this pussy" then dances for 90 mins

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Hillary Clinton waiting for Sunday's debate like

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Donald Trump "Can do anything to women" except beat them in a debate

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Next debate will feature an audience of undecided voters to ask questions. If you're undecided at this point, I have some questions for you.

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THEY POSTED WESTWORLD EARLY BECAUSE OF THE DEBATE CANCEL ALL PLANS

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I hope after Hillary shakes Trump's hand at the debate she takes a tiny lil sniff of her fingers and then wipes em on her immaculate jacket

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i have a feeling Trump will do the debate tomorrow but he'll be wearing a fake neckbrace and crutches for no reason

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Imagine if Hillary came out for the debate tomorrow night wearing a protective steel chastity belt over her pantsuit

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*Sunday, debate stage* *Trump looks down; finds his podium covered in tic-tacs* *Hillary winks* *Trump lets out a 90 minute scream*

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Kellyanne: DONALD? ARE YOU DEBATE PREPPING? (From behind a closed door, The Dixie Chicks' "Not Ready To Make Nice" plays for the 59th time)

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*Sunday debate* Cooper: What is your plan to defeat ISIS? Trump: Grab em by the pussy Cooper: Huh? Trump: I'm a star I can do anything Coop

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on bright side for Trump, less pressure on Sunday's debate since stakes have gotten somewhat lower

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Trump could take a dump on stage during the next debate and his supporters would’t be phased. “well he’s just marking his territory” nbd

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So, if I had to guess, I'd say on Sunday night, people will argue about who won the debate because reality has given up.

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I just imagined a debate moderator yelling “FINISH HIM” to Hillary Clinton like in Mortal Kombat.

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Maybe @realDonaldTrump can use the mic from the "Billy Bush" interview at the next debate. Seems like it was working pretty well

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TRUMP: i sexually assault women and see no issues with it UNDECIDED VOTER: i dunno, hillary seems untrustworthy GARY JOHNSON: let me debate

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Trump, by the time he shows up to the debate tomorrow night:

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All the commercials for tonight's debate are missing is a deep-voiced guy shouting "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!"

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Exclusive look at Hillary Clinton debate prep

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