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These People Have No Idea How To Make Friends As An Adult

It's so hard tho.

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It's hard to make friends as an adult.

Me thinking about the friends i dont have

I've heard bathrooms are a good place to meet.

Making friends as an adult is hard. Head to bathroom, give the ol head nod/nice penis combo to guy at urinal. I don't even get a "hi" back.

You could also look for people wearing T-shirts of bands you like.

Making friends as an adult is hard, how do you know if someone is cool if they're not wearing a shirt that has their favorite band on it?

It helps if you're not picky.

making friends with the unnecessarily loud man sitting next to us at Paninis bc adult life is hard.

If you tell people you are "accepting applications," your friendship will look elite as shit.

You can always get on the fast lane to the friend zone by taking a right at unrequited love.

Or try reaching out to people the old-fashioned way: by email.

made a friend and got a compliment in my junk mail today. swish!

It's sometimes worth it to be a little forceful.

There's also the old "enemy-friend" switcheroo.

this is usually how i make friends why isnt it working

No matter what, don't give up. You're not the only one.

You can always give up on humans and try befriending a different species.

my new friend; patrick the badass pigeon 😎🐦✂️

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