Of course you're all caught up on the Kim-Kanye-Taylor feud. To keep it simple: After Kim posted the Kanye-Taylor phone conversation on Snapchat, Taylor responded on Instagram:
Basically, Taylor came up with a very effective turn of phrase to dodge accountability for her actions:
Twitter immediately latched on to her final sentence.
"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative--"
And now it has entered the common lexicon.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend?" Me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one I have never asked to be apart of
Some took it as a classy way to remove oneself from the conversation.
Brilliant. Better than pleading the fifth, ghosting or throwing shade. "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative."
While others thought it was nice way to say you don't want to deal with the mess you had a hand in creating.
boss: you were 20 minutes late and came in with a chicken biscuit & starbucks me: i would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
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Sir we found 8 tons of horse tranquilizers in your trailer. "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have nev
Society: you have to wear pants in public. Me: I would like to be excluded from this narrative *piroettes naked off into distance*
It works for pretty much every situation.
Trump : Make America Great Again! GOP: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
Society: "You're an adult and you have to go to work and pay bills" Me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
ME TO THE CAT IM CATSITTING: Chester stop resisting and take your meds CHESTER: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative,
Teacher: Why is this late? Bank: You're in debt S/o: Who's this in your DM? Me: "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative"
Uptown Funk comes on Me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of
mom: save money, work out more, find a boy, get health checkups, be an adult me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
Taylor Swift truly is the greatest wordsmith of our generation. Thank you for this glorious phrase. 🔥🔥🔥
