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Someone Needs To Answer These Questions About "True Detective" S2E2

Did they really just George R. R. Martin a character in the SECOND episode? WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD.

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1. Is he?

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2. Is this the first depiction of #vapelife on TV?

3. Paul is closeted, right?

4. Or is every character just slightly homophobic?

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5. Did Frank just give us the rat goo recipe we didn't know we needed?

"It's so simple... just smash a rat."
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"It's so simple... just smash a rat."

6. WHERE DID HIS PENIS GO?

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This GIF makes a good response to any unwanted dick pics.

7. Are the stains supposed to symbolize Caspere's eyes, always watching Frank?

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8. Why is Paul's mom so creepy?

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9. What happened to this girl's face? DID CASPERE DO THAT TO HER FACE?

10. Is the bar girl this season's Spaghetti Monster?

Is she the killer?
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Is she the killer?

11. WTF does that mean?

The fuck do I want with a bunch of fish?

12. Is every Friday "sad music night" at this bar?

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13. Who leaves the water dripping during a crippling drought?

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14. Why didn't he see the car???

15. Why didn't he see any of the clues?

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16. Did they really just George R. R. Martin the main character?

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17. Who is the Birdman?