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    Someone Needs To Answer These Questions About "True Detective" S2E2

    Did they really just George R. R. Martin a character in the SECOND episode? WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD.

    1. Is he?

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    2. Is this the first depiction of #vapelife on TV?

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    3. Paul is closeted, right?

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    4. Or is every character just slightly homophobic?

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    5. Did Frank just give us the rat goo recipe we didn't know we needed?

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    "It's so simple... just smash a rat."

    6. WHERE DID HIS PENIS GO?

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    This GIF makes a good response to any unwanted dick pics.

    7. Are the stains supposed to symbolize Caspere's eyes, always watching Frank?

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    8. Why is Paul's mom so creepy?

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    9. What happened to this girl's face? DID CASPERE DO THAT TO HER FACE?

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    10. Is the bar girl this season's Spaghetti Monster?

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    Is she the killer?

    11. WTF does that mean?

    The fuck do I want with a bunch of fish?

    12. Is every Friday "sad music night" at this bar?

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    13. Who leaves the water dripping during a crippling drought?

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    14. Why didn't he see the car???

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    15. Why didn't he see any of the clues?

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    16. Did they really just George R. R. Martin the main character?

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    17. Who is the Birdman?

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