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Ray's Son Chad Loves Pizza And "Friends," Is The Realest Character On "True Detective"

Chad's just like us! He just wants to eat pizza and watch Friends.

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The exchange of the season happened in last night's episode of True Detective:

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Yo Ray! Stop being all weird and sappy! Chad just wants to eat pizza and watch Friends.

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Who among us doesn't want to do exactly that? Friends is always there for you.

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Sometimes you just want to have fun without your dad calling you a "fat pussy."

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Sometimes you just want to laugh instead of your dad promising a classmate that he will "buttfuck your father with your mom's headless corpse. "

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It's like, seriously, Dad, I don't want to hear about the fact that a rapist might be my real father, I just want to watch Friends!

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I think we're all with Chad on this one. Let's kick back, watch Friends, and forget about our cocaine-addled dads' proclamations of love.

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