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19 Weather Boners That Will Get You Sopping Wet

The weather can be so predicktable, right?

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1. You have a few drinks at the isobar, and suddenly, you're seeing boners everywhere.

@alplicable this one is my favorite weatherpenis ever

2. Try not to get your panties in a twister.

"And in the Southwest the weather is cloudy with a chance of penis."

3. It's gonna be hard to drive through this storm. Real hard.

Current Weather: Head of the penis.

4. Rain tonight? I could take six inches, tops.

Laying around on a Sunday and out of nowhere...BOOM #weatherpenis @ClayTravisBGID should enjoy

5. This is one seminal forecast.

"@the_edge: Carlos:Well that's unfortunate #weatherpenis http://t.co/aUA2tzBYLg "

6. Oh yeah, I could use a "dusting."

DFW weather is so weird- I gotta expect a 2" penis "dusting"? @gordonkeith @junior_miller @corbydavidson @tweetgrubes

7. Can't forget about the ladies.

I never thought that it would be the weather that helped me realize New York is a giant earth vagina.

8. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

9. No one can ever find the Gainsville :(

Unintentional Weather Vagina? Nice.

10. It's so nice out, we're gonna have the breast time.

fam, this weather forecast boutta get this dick

11. Sometimes you don't need the TV to see a weather boner. You can just walk outside.

Pictures in #Calgary looks like they are about to get shagged by a giant cloud penis. #yyc #abstorm

12. This cloud's about to birth a sun.

Currently over San Antonio. A nice cloud formation almost resembling a vagina. #NoFilter #Art

13. Morning wood?

Ever go get some food only to walk out and see a giant cloud penis

14. You think rain is coming?

When I was with @4shley_bby on Valentine's Day we saw a cloud that kinda looked like a vagina...

15. "That's one scary pussy," said the mouse.

I call this... Vagina Cloud.

16. Can't think of any more puns, gotta check the dicktionary.

Wow an upside down penis cloud! Only in California 😝

17. Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it.

18. "I've solved it! It looks like a cock!" said the private dick.

Tell me right now this cloud doesn't look like a penis.

19. This is a penis-shaped cloud.

Here..look at a penis cloud to take things off your mind :)

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