Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job.- @BillGates #quote http://t.co/DegCNXfeew
Did Bill Gates actually say this? Probably not. But that doesn't mean he didn't think it. That's right, lazy person, Bill wants to hire you. Why?
1. You assign tasks like a natural-born leader.
#growinguplazy
2. You are clear and persistent when giving direction.
When you're #hungry and #lazy
3. You know how to use technology to cut down on work.
How kids take notes in school today.
4. You could have like, 25 patents if you wanted to.
OMG this is something r William would do! #lazy #WOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂@william02030405
5. You're sort of a modern day MacGyver.
#growinguplazy
6. Things like “dressers” and “closets” are completely useless to you.
#growinguplazy We All Know The Chair Of Clothes😂💀💯
7. You mastered ghosting at a young age.
#growinguplazy should sign up for a sport
8. You don't expend any more energy than necessary.
This kitty is my spirit animal. #lazy #thirsty
9. You know that ice melts into water, and water evaporates, so what's the point?
#GrowingUpLazy 😂 Dropping the ice and kicking it under the fridge. #relatable
10. You can’t lose anything if everything is always in front of you.
#growinguplazy
11. You're already a master at deception.
#GrowingUpLazy
12. Netflix asks YOU the questions.
#Netflix is shaming me again. #AreYouStillWatching
13. Laziness helps you skip meals and lose weight.
That moment when you're so hungry but yet you don't feel like getting up to go to the kitchen. #growinguplazy
14. You know how to pace yourself.
#GrowingUpLazy when you just sat down and your mom tells you to do something
15. You prefer to look at the world from a different point of view (on your side, lying down).
This is how @MrNeeNaw watches lectures. Note the sideways laptop...
16. You give out information on an as-needed basis.
17. You push the boundaries of the human body.
18. You know how to save time and energy.
19. You're the first to use new, innovative technology.
Runners Today... 🏃🏾💨 #lazy w/ @MelvinGregg, @Keith_Carlos, @KingKotaKo, @Monica_Hargrove... (Vine by @DeStorm)
21. You are a trailblazer in utilitarian fashion.
Best part if summer! Dresses! #lazy
22. Why would you waste time washing dishes when EVERYTHING IS A BOWL?
When you hungry af but you don't want to wash dishes
23. You don't rush. You always get back to people in due time.
